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Re: MonHun

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:05 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
He'll probably also pick the Great Sword and complain how slow it and how much it slows you down.

The cherry on top would be him running out of sharpness and him not knowing what to do about it.

Re: MonHun

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:57 pm
by rabidtictac
No way will he know what the Sharpness stat is about. He'll use a maximum dullness sword for the ENTIRE GAME.

Remember that he beat all of Nier using only mid stance.

Re: MonHun

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:57 am
by Charlar
rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:57 pm
No way will he know what the Sharpness stat is about. He'll use a maximum dullness sword for the ENTIRE GAME.

Remember that he beat all of Nier using only mid stance.
What a moron, i'd probably would suck at Nier but only shit i know even i would try different things when needed

Re: MonHun

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:18 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Let me RP as DSP for a sec.

*Moves around the map with the Great Sword in hand*
"This is bullshit. You're so fucking slow! This is worse than fucking Dark Souls!"

*Hits monster with dull weapon, or just blindly hits Basarios*
"WTF?"
*Does it again*
"WTF?! The monster just made itself invincible! *snort* I can't do anything!"

*Drinks potion right in front of monster, gets hit in the process*
"They give you healing items, but make it so that you can't actually use them. *burp* This game is garbage!"

*Monster flies away. DSP naturally didn't hit it with a Paintball because why would he*
"It pissed off? Does that mean I've won? What's going on?!"

(I bet at least one of these will happen.)

Re: MonHun

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:55 pm
by Kugelfisch
All I want for Christmas is watch DSP fight a Tigrex.

Re: MonHun

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:18 pm
by rabidtictac
I think I'd laugh harder if he was fighting a monster like Gypceros or Garuga that often will fly around aimlessly all over the place. With no paintball to mark it, he'd get trolled to fuck. :D

Re: MonHun

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:33 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Or having him fight a Cephadrome (or even just normal Cephalos) and going apeshit over them staying underground most of the time.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:55 pm
All I want for Christmas is watch DSP fight a Tigrex.
I dunno what the current DSP record for "Quickest Death by Boss" is, but boy howdie would that be a good contender.

Re: MonHun

Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:53 pm
by Kugelfisch
Or a nice Diabolos. Even people who are good at MonHun hate the cunt.
There are so many things he could fuck up I could make a list with a hundred entries easily. Sadly, he'll likely drop the game very quickly. Maybe enough for a single reasonably-sized TIHYDP.

Re: MonHun

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:16 am
by rat-fuck
Charlar wrote:
Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:54 am
What's the goal in Monhun? Hunting, farming...? Is there a story or something like that
It's grind in its purest form.

Re: MonHun

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:00 pm
by Some Sick Fuck
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:18 am
Let me RP as DSP for a sec.
Not enough snorting and belching. Otherwise, spot on. Fuck that retard.