Fighting Games

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:05 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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All female fighters piss me off to no end, it's like they don't have confidence that their game will sell well so they make it waifu fighter V so mouth breathers will buy it out of impulse.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:41 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:05 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:49 am
animefightinggames.txt
All female fighters piss me off to no end, it's like they don't have confidence that their game will sell well so they make it waifu fighter V so mouth breathers will buy it out of impulse.
Yep. It kind of sucks when the games turn out to have some solid mechanics too, because it's not the sort of game you're going to look good being awesome at. :lol:

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:48 pm

I'd say the thing that baffles me most about the game is that there's no catgirl. You have a bunnygirl, two doggirls and a doggirl humankin (or something like that), but not nyas anywhere to be found. That's a big omission in your checklist of fanservice tags.
rabidtictac wrote:
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An anime fighting game that doesn't just have moe blob, but a literal moe blob. Genius.
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I have no words for how gay that game looks.
Far from it. This game is so manly, the only reason Kira isn't wearing a bikini is because that would expose her Sean Connery chest hair. If this franchise would've started a decade or so earlier, her blob-thing would have a power mullet.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:53 pm

I don't mean gay as in "sucking a dick"-gay. The target audience aren't faggots. The target audience are otaku creepers that never leave their house. It still looks gay as shit.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:05 pm

It's the JoJo of fighting games!

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:10 pm

How are the JoJo fighting games by the way? They look like garbage to me.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:48 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:10 pm
How are the JoJo fighting games by the way? They look like garbage to me.
I haven't got to play the new one, but it doesn't look very good on a technical level it's more for fans of jojo. The ps1 game isn't bad, but there's a reason it doesn't have a following play it still.
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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:49 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:10 pm
How are the JoJo fighting games by the way? They look like garbage to me.
The one made by Capcom is good for the same reason Street Fighter Alpha 2/3 and Darkstalkers are good. It's on basically the same engine IIRC and uses very similar mechanics.

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:49 pm

That sound pretty sweet. Alpha 2 and 3 are my favorite Capcom fighters.

And how much sense would a JoJo fighter with the Arcana Heart engine make? They could call it "Stand Warudo".

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Re: Fighting Games

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:48 am

There isn't enough pedobait in the JoJo universe. Arcana already work like stands anyway. The Arcana button is clearly derived from the Stand system the capcom game uses. Same as Persona 4 Ultimax.

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