Retro Games

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
User avatar
Keith Chegwin
Posts: 1534
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
Location: Outer Heaven

Re: Retro Games

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:40 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:05 am
I wish they kept Wario like that instead of all the games after it that were shitty puzzlers more than actual platformers.
I wish you'd mentioned this before I went ahead and bought Wario Land 2 and 3
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife. We bust on bad boys, niggas fucked for life

User avatar
Kugelfisch
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 4459
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:15 pm

Many people love those games. Many even think they are much better because they aren't "Just Mario but different.". I liked Wario in his first game best, though.
Maybe you'll enjoy the other parts but not even being able to take damage made them seem super lame to me.
Hail Eris, all hail Discordia!
Rapeculture wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:41 am
Have I forgotten to call Lindsay a cunt today?

User avatar
rabidtictac
Posts: 3648
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:55 pm

I agree. Not taking damage was stupid. The games became puzzles more than platformers.

User avatar
Keith Chegwin
Posts: 1534
Joined: Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:42 am
Location: Outer Heaven

Re: Retro Games

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:46 pm

All games are puzzle games, that's my philosophy. As for the invulnerability, I sort of like that aspect of it. One thing I've noticed though, playing Wario Land 2, is that it's basically a treasure hunting game and New Super Mario Bros Jew was completely pointless in light of this. They could have just made another Wario Land.
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife. We bust on bad boys, niggas fucked for life

User avatar
VoiceOfReasonPast
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 4427
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:51 pm

But Warios is only allowed to be in sports and party games anymore. Unless they still make WarioWare.

User avatar
Kugelfisch
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 4459
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:33 pm

He's relegated to be the odd character for all kinds of shit they don't want to attach Mario to. I hate that but it's better than Tingle still being a thing, I guess.
Hail Eris, all hail Discordia!
Rapeculture wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:41 am
Have I forgotten to call Lindsay a cunt today?

User avatar
CIANIgger
Posts: 1502
Joined: Sun May 28, 2017 5:52 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by CIANIgger » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:55 pm

CIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:34 am
I recently rediscovered mega man zero

Still a challenge for those S ranks
Don't forget the bullshit energy farming to unlock all the cyber elves.... only to not use any of them... :|
This thread is loaded with bullshit about me and has literally zero proof.

-Extrasmegma

User avatar
Charlar
Posts: 2027
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:11 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by Charlar » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:06 pm

CIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote:
Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:55 pm
CIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:34 am
I recently rediscovered mega man zero

Still a challenge for those S ranks
Don't forget the bullshit energy farming to unlock all the cyber elves.... only to not use any of them... :|
Looked it up, in the third one satellite elves don't affect the score, the fourth detract point if you don't use cyber but you do get a penalty if your elf level exceed your maximum capacity level
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
-All fanbases are shit

User avatar
Johnny

Re: Retro Games

Post by Johnny » Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:56 am

AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:15 am
Whoever behind the show is definitely a huge castlevania dork, it's different from cheap cash-in cartoon/anime made by people who know nothing or very little about the original material.
It was made by the same producer who worked on the good Judge Dredd movie and that R-rated Power Rangers short. I thought it was okay, but hardly the best animated adaptation of a video game as it is made out to be.

Personally it felt like a glorified pilot than a proper first season. It took a bit of liberty with the plot of the game (which is understandable , considering Castlevania III's actual backstory was left untranslated in favor of some localized crap about a Poltergeist King who doesn't show up in the game at all) and they didn't even bother putting Grant in the show (hopefully they'll fix that in Season 2).

User avatar
rabidtictac
Posts: 3648
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm

Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:01 am

Even if the show materialized in real life and raped your mum, it'd still be pretty much the best video game adaptation. That bar is ridiculously low.

There are two ways they can go now. They either keep things the same and improve on the lacking elements, or they slash their budget and turn it into another of these CG garbagefest Netflix Original Series animus.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest