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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Charlar » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:32 pm

Who at Nintendo got the idea for this?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:56 pm

Whoever sniffed the most glue from building too many model kits?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Charlar » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:24 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:56 pm
Whoever sniffed the most glue from building too many model kits?
So Miyamoto?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:29 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:56 pm
They should build stuff as fragile as possible just so faggot manchildren like Pat have to go to extreme lengths to preserve their useless toys.
I couldn't help but think of the fucker and I hope he's spending loads of money on that shit to bank on being able to cash in big in twenty years. I hope he eats shit and nobody, not even collectors, want that shit by then.
Charlar wrote:
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Who at Nintendo got the idea for this?
The most brilliant guy alive. Fuck the negative press. What's it going to influence? In terms of sales, absolutely nothing. This shit has to move barely at all from shelves and they already made top profit. It's fucking cardboard!
As much as I think the whole thing is total shit, I've got to congratulate them on being so fucking cheeky. Why sell you a game when they can sell you the fucking cardboard it's usually packaged in? It's both the dumbest shit and smartest shit I've ever heard of.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Seele » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:10 am

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:23 am

Sony: I bet you're not going to just sell cardboard!
Nintendo:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Poonoo » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:25 am

Seele wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:10 am
For once he was actually fucking right about something.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Gunner445 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:07 am

Will the box thing involve going outside for an activity? Runny if it rains and the poor sucker's box is sogging wet.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:10 am

Your mom's box is sogging wet, bruh.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Gunner445 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:17 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:10 am
Your mom's box is sogging wet, bruh.
And your mom's is more dried up than the Sahara Desert.

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