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Post by Guest » Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:42 am

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What's with the current fanboyism about Sunshine? Ten years ago everyone hated it.
I notice that a lot with Nintendo titles - especially Zelda where the most recent is often seen as the worst yet, while the one before was totally fine I swear.
I dare niggers to tell me that Skyword Sword was good.
Haven't played that one but if it has proper dungeons and a story it beats that shitfest that is BOTW by a long shot :lol:

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:12 am

It has neither. But it has shitty controls on top.
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Post by Charlar » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:59 am

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It has neither. But it has shitty controls on top.
And a shitty story that really is "find Zelda" like that happens in other game but fuck me Skyward Sword was that the whole game, the three fight against the same damn boss in the same place...
I'll stop there before before i start sperging again but yeah it's awful
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Seele » Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:11 am

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Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:42 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:03 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:44 pm
I notice that a lot with Nintendo titles - especially Zelda where the most recent is often seen as the worst yet, while the one before was totally fine I swear.
I dare niggers to tell me that Skyword Sword was good.
Haven't played that one but if it has proper dungeons and a story it beats that shitfest that is BOTW by a long shot :lol:
Aside from the Sand Ship and the temple where you fight Koloktos, Skyward Sword just gets repetitive and tedious. Most areas require backtracking through the same locales since the devs made it the most linear Zelda game on record. The story isn't good either since it's on par with weebshit animu crap (one of the producers referred to it as a "high school romance story") along with some major bullshit involving The Imprisoned (worst Zelda boss ever) being Ganondorf's predecessing origin story. It really drags by the second half of the game, yet Zelda fanboys insist it's the "best plot in the series." Didn't help that Nintendo went and pandered to the autists by making the chaotic timeline official when they shouldn't have.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:32 am

Dem parallel timelines. So deep.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:07 pm

Skyward Sword is the only Zelda game I have ever legitimately hated.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:14 pm

For someone that doesn't like playing on PC because reasons he sure picks up a lot of indie trash that you find like sand on a beach in Steam.


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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:11 pm

I'd say indie devs are more desparate for shilling, since they haven't famous IPs or truckloads of marketing cash.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:17 pm

Wait until he uncovers gems like Shovelknight or the upcoming secret gem Skyrim.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:23 pm

Oh yeah, man. Did you know there's this obscure RPG franchise called The Elder Scrolls?!

Why can't any of these fuckers talk about stuff like Ys? Could make them feel all smug because it's not that well-known, yet is probably the oldest still active Action RPG series.
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