Cuphead (lolwut)

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Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by Pope Corky III » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:23 pm

Post cliffnotes please on why this game has people pissy. I'm too lazy to look it up myself.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by Seele » Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:37 pm

  • Game Journalist outlets, like Polygon & The Verge, complained about how the difficulty was "unfair" for them.
  • They demand inclusion for casual players.
  • Dean Takahashi fails at getting past the tutorial despite having "over 20 years of gaming experience".
  • If you played classic Mega Man, Cuphead is essentially that in terms of "run 'n gun" gameplay, but frauds like Flustered Fernando suck ass at it despite giving it good review scores.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:08 pm

I've also heard people compare it to Metal Slug in terms of how fast you can get killed. No wonder these guys whine about it being too hard. They have no balls.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by Duwango » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:28 pm

Cuphead doesn't seem too shabby of a game, but I quickly lost interest in it when it took such a long-ass time to be made and developed. I don't care what the excuses are; it shouldn't take this long to cook up a Mega Man/Metal Slug knock-off game.
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I've also heard people compare it to Metal Slug in terms of how fast you can get killed. No wonder these guys whine about it being too hard. They have no balls.
Redditors are huge fucking babies who don't want to deal with anything resembling a challenge anywhere ever, otherwise they will toss themselves into autistic frenzies on how they're being oppressed by the game and it's makers. No wonder "indie" gaming is so sterilized and mind-boggingly shallow.

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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by Poonoo » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:42 pm

Bartnopolis wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:28 pm
Cuphead doesn't seem too shabby of a game, but I quickly lost interest in it when it took such a long-ass time to be made and developed. I don't care what the excuses are; it shouldn't take this long to cook up a Mega Man/Metal Slug knock-off game.
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I've also heard people compare it to Metal Slug in terms of how fast you can get killed. No wonder these guys whine about it being too hard. They have no balls.
Redditors are huge fucking babies who don't want to deal with anything resembling a challenge anywhere ever, otherwise they will toss themselves into autistic frenzies on how they're being oppressed by the game and it's makers. No wonder "indie" gaming is so sterilized and mind-boggingly shallow.
It took a while because it was originally just a boss rush game but people wanted levels in it too so they delayed it. It did fuck with the marketing of the game to go silent for a while but it seems to have corrected itself.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:54 am

I got Cuphead. It's aight.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:18 am

Cuphead looks ok by itself but the fanbase seems cancerous and the mainstream journalism media apparently can't hold all those Ls from being shit at video games generally.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:24 am

All fanbases are cancer.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:59 am

The faggot from The Verge wasn't just dumber than a four year old:

No no no, he is dumber than a fucking pidgeon:

25 fucking years of experience in gaming tho, bruh!
It's the whole Polygon Doom shit all over again with multiple outlets and a podcast with the dunce doing nothing but appologetics, screaming >muh gaymurgates from the rooftops. Yet another pathetic display of reasons why gaming journalism must die and why killing one of the journos shouldn't be treated as anything different as squashing an ant under your heel.
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Re: Cuphead (lolwut)

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:07 am

Any game that isnt a barely-interactive, agenda-pushing piece of shit like Life is Tumblr is too hard for them. It's part of why they lavish praise on that crap. Being degenerate is the other part.
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