5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Pen Pal » Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:31 am

They're already not including some DLC in the Legendary Edition because the code they had was corrupted.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:56 am

Pinnacle Station was terrible anyway.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:28 am

They better make Commander Transpard possible. I demand that you can switch your gender when porting over your old character from the previous entry, and I further demand every single NPC to acknowledge and congratulate my character for this decision.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Jiangshi » Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:50 pm

Of course. In order to make it inclusive, they'll need to record all 12.352 existing pronouns to properly represent marginalized communities that totally exist and are totally oppressed by alt-right trolls and their propaganda about objective reality.

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:06 pm

If they would just apply Vocaloid technology, they could have the players add their own pronouns.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Jiangshi » Fri Feb 05, 2021 9:11 pm

I probably wouldn't even complain about that feature to be honest. That would give me the ability to add my proper pronoun of "supreme sodomizer" or some other shitpost title. That's probably the reason they won't ever use such a technology though. They want to virtue signal but still keep you on a leash to show you who is in charge.

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:00 pm

Like naming Link something stupid to have all the NPCs say it. Classic.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 06, 2021 7:42 am

Earthbound is even better since it also lets you name your favorite food. So you can play as Lewis ("Linkara" would be too long) who just looooves cock.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 06, 2021 7:56 am

Hehe, PK Cock.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 06, 2021 3:26 pm

They've censored Miranda Lawson's ass shots, as predicted.

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