5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:43 pm

How underage is the sister/brother?

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Auli » Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:02 pm

They are twins. So twincest.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:09 pm

Moar liek wincest aimirite?
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:14 pm

It's basically a step up from masturbating, so I don't see the problem here. Clearly, both of them have almost telepathic abilities to sense when one of them gives consent.

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Auli » Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:24 pm

Ryder is overpowered as fuck in this game.

Thank the Heavens I suck balls at games nowadays. noaimlol
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Seele » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:24 am

Auli wrote:
Sun Apr 09, 2017 10:24 pm
Ryder is overpowered as fuck in this game.

Thank the Heavens I suck balls at games nowadays. noaimlol
That's mainly due to how BioWare essentially turned Ryder into a Mary Sue archetype by allowing classes to be switched on the fly, thereby making companions completely useless and pointless since Ryder can handle everything. Hell, they even got rid of the majority of squad commands outside of telling them where to go.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Auli » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:06 pm

Yeah, and that fucking sucks. It seems they've REMOVED features in these 5 years. I'm not that far in the game, but I've only seen two races. Original had, like... 6-7+? You don't even have more than 6 squadmates, which TWO are other humans...
Squadmates have ZERO customizablity. No changing armor, color or weapons. Nada.

How Bioware could be so crap I have no idea. And the earlier footage of the game looked miles better. Fucking liars.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:05 pm

They're obviously streamlining the gameplay so it doesn't get in the way of the story.

And does Andromeda finally have pansexual tentacle aliens?

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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by Auli » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:13 am

What story lol?
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:09 pm

Auli wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:13 am
What story lol?
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