Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Charlar » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:48 am

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Militarized by eeeeevil private corporations, no less. We are doomed.
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I personally have no interest or investment in this game, but apparently SquareEnix went out of their way to ret-con the heroine's death through DLC or something?
There's a playable waifu in this sausage fest of bishie bros?
I don't remember people complaining as much over 10-2 and it only having female playable characters
not that i have anything wrong with complaining about 15
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:37 pm


He's playing up his anger but still raises good points about this game. God it looks like ass, I wouldn't touch it.
I used to love FF, I can even say some nice things about 10, but FF and JRPG's in general have gone down the shitter. Don't even know wtf Square is doing anymore.
Its a shame Spoony is dead, a *good* Spoony bideo about 15 might have actually been kind of enjoyable.
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:44 pm

Quite frankly, the nips don't seem to know what the fuck they are doing anymore. Square, Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, Sony, all of them.
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:35 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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I miss FFV and VI. Why can't those get a decent remake/port?
Would you really want one? In current year? It's bad enough VII is getting an unnecessary remake
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:39 pm

Charlar wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:48 am
I don't remember people complaining as much over 10-2 and it only having female playable characters
not that i have anything wrong with complaining about 15
Nobody complains about waifus. Also it was way ahead of its time with its progressiveness.
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Quite frankly, the nips don't seem to know what the fuck they are doing anymore. Square, Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, Sony, all of them.
Atlus is pretty much our only hope at this point. It's dire.
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I miss FFV and VI. Why can't those get a decent remake/port?
Would you really want one? In current year? It's bad enough VII is getting an unnecessary remake
I just want more acceptance for my favorite FF games #depression.
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:29 pm

Atlus? What do they even make besides Persona?
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:45 pm

Well, they do put out a normal SMT every couple leap years.

And then you have Etrian Odyssey, which is kinda sorta like Wizardry with more moeblobs.
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Seele » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:04 pm

Charlar wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:46 am
So how bad is Lunafreya?
1.) In the prequel movie, she stupidly jumps nearly to her death after stating “Not all miracles are made by magic, I do not fear death. What I fear is doing nothing, and losing everything”, and then subsequently saved by the protagonist using a literal miracle of magic, making the scene pointless.

2.) Her objective is to deliver an important plot device to Noctis, but spends the majority of the game doing other things instead. She could've had her teleporting dog or attendant deliver it quite easily seeing as how either of them conveniently know the location of where Noctis and his group of fags in black are at all times, but nope, the game's story goes for a ton of shit filler instead.

3.) She communicates with Noctis via pen pal diary writing delivered back and forth via the stupid dog, in a world where cellphones exist.

4.) She always keeps on moping and crying like a bitch.

5.) Her job is to keep the world's balance of nature in check, and yet, easily succumbs to a knife through the gut in a scene which tries to replicate Aerith's overrated death, but fails since there's no real reason to make the player care about her due to her near non-presence in the game.

6.) The game's director kept hyping her up as being extremely important and personal to Noctis, and yet, there's no real payoff since she's incredibly boring and underwritten anyway. No amount of short, lazily written flashbacks are enough to make me care.
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:40 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:45 pm
kinda sorta like Wizardry with more moeblobs
That's well over 80% of all JRPGs ever made. Anyway, sounds like Japane is done for.
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Re: Politically Correct Fantasy 15 (Final Fantasy Thread)

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:43 pm

Seele wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:04 pm
1.) In the prequel movie, she stupidly jumps nearly to her death after stating “Not all miracles are made by magic, I do not fear death. What I fear is doing nothing, and losing everything”, and then subsequently saved by the protagonist using a literal miracle of magic, making the scene pointless.
Are you sure that wasn't a deep and thoughtfull irony?

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