Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Why? » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:08 pm

Always has been, always will be. I read somewhere years ago that most straight porn directors are gay, and I believe it.

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Post by mad bum » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:42 pm

Thats why you look at waifu's, at least you're only partially gay.
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Post by Wicka Wicka » Mon May 01, 2017 11:35 pm

Thanks porn, for always cutting to the guy's O-face right before he blows. Because I'm not trying to pound off to the chick taking a load or anything!

Other gay-ass things:

*Constantly leaving the chick to focus on the fratboys' sweaty muscular torsos as they high-five.
*Dudes talking through blowjobs. I want to hear her blowing, jackass.
*Dudes using their fat, gnarly red fingers to gather sperm off the chick's face. Ungh.
*Big ugly man feet always visible during POVs, group blowjobs, even fucking. Wear shoes, faggot.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 02, 2017 2:59 am

Another fun thing: When you search Asian, young, old, fat, slim, really whatever, it's generally understood that it's the kinda women you search for. Except for "black", then it's cocks galore. Niggers are the only people that actually care about the guy pounding a porn slut.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 02, 2017 3:55 pm

You better go check your porn privilege.
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*Dudes talking through blowjobs. I want to hear her blowing, jackass.
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Post by MegaNigger » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:43 pm

Can agree. It's also sad to see gay and tranny shit even catagorized on mainstream sites. Disgusting.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:55 pm

People still watch scripted porn?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:04 pm

The storylines are pretty gud. Not to mention the complex character relations.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:43 pm

Yeah, like wondering why there's hay in the house and why the electrician wears a mask.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Rushy » Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:46 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:55 pm
People still watch scripted porn?
I'll take scripted over regular any day. Foreplay's important, you know.
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