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Re: STD

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:43 pm

Instead, it was much more reasonable. Also, Kirk punched bitches, zero fucks given. Unless they were up for said fucks, then he gladly fired off the 'ol photon torpedo for a direct hit.
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Re: STD

Post by Charlar » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:37 am

Reminder that Star Trek movies were bad before JJ was even involved, you couldn't pay enough to say the TNG movies were good, fuck it i need to sperg:
VII Generations: Among other awful shit James T. Kirk dies and is buried under a pile of rock far from Earth
VIII First Contact: Among other awful shit there's time travel (Time travel was done way better in IV) and Borg now have a queen
IX Insurrection: Among other awful shit Laforge have somehow managed to regenerate and because Picard fall in love NOW he refuse to relocate people despite being okay with relocating people the tv show
X Nemesis: Everything, it deserve no more than that
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Re: STD

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:59 pm

True. I still find the whole "it's another time line" shit to be insulting.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:08 pm

I liked First Contact. The other three, while bad, weren't as dumb as the Abrams movies.
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Re: STD

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:50 pm

Timeline shit was always bad, even in the episodes. It was at its best in OG Trek when they just went back in time to fuck around, pretend they were gangsters and shoot tommy guns.
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Re: STD

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:25 pm

But even in OG Trek, the general consesus was "Don't change the past, and if someone does it, do everything in your power to fix it". Fuck, later Treks even had a secret organization dedicated to preserving the timeline. I guess they were in strike when AbramsTrek happened.
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I liked First Contact. The other three, while bad, weren't as dumb as the Abrams movies.
First Contact was fun for the creepy body horror moments and them realizing that one of the idols of their stiff Federation society was some redneck or something.

The Borg Queen was a fucking mistake however. I hate it when sci-fi media give a faceless hivemind enemy a face to serve as the final boss. You don't need no queen in the days of transwarp internet.
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Re: STD

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:02 am

I love how Captain Kirk was a living, breathing computer virus. I've just seen two episodes recently in which he talks computers into destroying themselves. Apparently he does this in two other episodes as well.
Some computer company should do an ad with Shatner that parodies this.
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Re: STD

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:28 am

Sadly Kirk parodies mostly revolve around an exaggerated version of his way of speech, the ole "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" and maybe that one fight with the Gorn.
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Re: STD

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:35 pm

Shatner is a fucking comedy gold mine. Danny Crane!
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Re: STD

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Sep 09, 2017 6:24 pm

Classic Star Trek was totally red-pilled.
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