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Instead, it was much more reasonable. Also, Kirk punched bitches, zero fucks given. Unless they were up for said fucks, then he gladly fired off the 'ol photon torpedo for a direct hit.
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Reminder that Star Trek movies were bad before JJ was even involved, you couldn't pay enough to say the TNG movies were good, fuck it i need to sperg:
VII Generations: Among other awful shit James T. Kirk dies and is buried under a pile of rock far from Earth
VIII First Contact: Among other awful shit there's time travel (Time travel was done way better in IV) and Borg now have a queen
IX Insurrection: Among other awful shit Laforge have somehow managed to regenerate and because Picard fall in love NOW he refuse to relocate people despite being okay with relocating people the tv show
X Nemesis: Everything, it deserve no more than that
VII Generations: Among other awful shit James T. Kirk dies and is buried under a pile of rock far from Earth
VIII First Contact: Among other awful shit there's time travel (Time travel was done way better in IV) and Borg now have a queen
IX Insurrection: Among other awful shit Laforge have somehow managed to regenerate and because Picard fall in love NOW he refuse to relocate people despite being okay with relocating people the tv show
X Nemesis: Everything, it deserve no more than that
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True. I still find the whole "it's another time line" shit to be insulting.
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I liked First Contact. The other three, while bad, weren't as dumb as the Abrams movies.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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But even in OG Trek, the general consesus was "Don't change the past, and if someone does it, do everything in your power to fix it". Fuck, later Treks even had a secret organization dedicated to preserving the timeline. I guess they were in strike when AbramsTrek happened.
The Borg Queen was a fucking mistake however. I hate it when sci-fi media give a faceless hivemind enemy a face to serve as the final boss. You don't need no queen in the days of transwarp internet.
First Contact was fun for the creepy body horror moments and them realizing that one of the idols of their stiff Federation society was some redneck or something.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:08 pmI liked First Contact. The other three, while bad, weren't as dumb as the Abrams movies.
The Borg Queen was a fucking mistake however. I hate it when sci-fi media give a faceless hivemind enemy a face to serve as the final boss. You don't need no queen in the days of transwarp internet.
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I love how Captain Kirk was a living, breathing computer virus. I've just seen two episodes recently in which he talks computers into destroying themselves. Apparently he does this in two other episodes as well.
Some computer company should do an ad with Shatner that parodies this.
Some computer company should do an ad with Shatner that parodies this.
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Sadly Kirk parodies mostly revolve around an exaggerated version of his way of speech, the ole "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" and maybe that one fight with the Gorn.
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Shatner is a fucking comedy gold mine. Danny Crane!
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