Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:48 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:56 am
The last movie did poorly in China and they had to hide the black guy on the posters. You bet that movie is getting banned if that is true.
Sooner or later, Hollywood will have to pick between satisfying over a billion reds or a few thousend (maybe?) tumblrinas who are never satisfied.
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I remember seeing someone sperg out that TLJ's staff sloppily redid Kylo Ren's scar makeup and it looks nothing like it did in TFA.
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BTW, I didn't Star Trek was getting rebooted again by foot fetishist Tarantino.
A soft reboot, mayhaps? I certainly hope the Enterprise won't be misshapen eye cancer full of lens flare again.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Seele » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:17 pm

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Apparently, Luke's mirage does some weird Matrix shit soon after.

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Here's Leia getting sucked out into space.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Osterzone » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:13 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:45 am
It's gone.
I hear that the movie ships token black guy with token (ugly) asian girl. I'm laughing when I imagine how that will go over with the oh-so-pwecious Chinese market.
She's Vietnamese. China can tell the difference.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:35 pm

In any case, I'm fucking psyched for this movie. I hope it'll be a most excellent trainwreck.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:18 pm

Shit-ass redux movie confirmed. Spoilers bitches....

Luke projects himself, depletes his vitals or some shit and dies Jyn Erso style staring at a sunset like a gay bitch.

Snoke gets chopped up like another gay bitch. You learn nothing about him, his motivations--nothing.

Kylo is head of the First Order now, I guess? Rey stays good.

Ugly Asian chick is annoying.

No lightsaber duels. Only Kylo/Rey against Dead Gay Bitch's guards, and Sleepy Janitor against Chrome Lesbian.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:16 am

Thank you, Guest, for giving me all I needed to know. A complete fuck you to anyone who likes groovy space adventures and decently told stories.

Someone kill Kathleen Kennedy already. For the lulz, if nothing else.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:11 am

I sure dodged a bullet with this one. Even before the first trailer came out, I knew i didn't want to see it, mostly cause I knew something like this would happen.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:34 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:16 am
Someone kill Kathleen Kennedy already. For the lulz, if nothing else.
I don't know why fanboys and the media are covering so much for that woman, for all the fuckups she's had. Yeah, her movies have made a lot of money. So did George's prequels. Both she and George are morons. They've been coasting on a LOT of good will and nostalgia from the 70s and 80s. That can only go on so long. Star Trek went a long time on fumes before the fans jumped ship. (A few are even still around.)
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:08 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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Rapeculture wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:32 pm
I'm more interested in what you guys will think upon seeing it than any of these shilling fucks.
I'll probably see it eventually. It's impossible to avoid these new shill wars movies forever.
I resent that. I haven't and won't ever see any of the new SW movies. I'm a pro at not watching movies.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Osterzone » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:25 am

At the very least don't pay for it.

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