Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:28 am

I actually liked Kylo Ren. That he looks like an emo white boy kinda fits his character; tries to be awesome like his grandpa, but everyone laughs at him.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:36 am

He could turn around to be an interesting villain (offing your own dad and then getting worfed hard ought to trigger some character development), but they might also just double down on the cringe.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:04 am

Kylo was the only good thing about TFA, but unfortunately he has a retarded name and there's no chance of them doing anything interesting with him.

His whole CRYING IN MY SKIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL gimmick was pretty ok. I liked the idea of a super lame and shitty villain who desperately wants to be a well hard man like grandpa.
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Post by Auli » Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:11 am

Exactly, and I know that tried to go for that.

Finally something working in a Star Wars PreSequel.
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Post by MegaNigger » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:20 pm

Kylo gonna kill Carrie Fischer. He's OK in my book.
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Post by Rushy » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:17 pm

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You can probably give a good movie a bad trailer
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:29 pm

Oh man, that's my favorite fake trailer. Another good one I can remember was for the original It and recut Pennywise into being a friendly and whimsical magic clown, though that didn't look quite as convincing.
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Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Oct 14, 2017 3:27 pm

I kind of liked Kylo Ren, just not as a main villain. The idea of Sith Spoony is pretty funny and he would have made a great lackey. But this guy is supposed to be the new Darth Vader and he's easily taken out by a little girl that just found out she's a Jedi an hour ago.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by rat-fuck » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:51 pm

a school shooter wrote:"star wars is such a shit franchise.

let's go over something real quick. in high school, they make you read books, and everything has meaning, right? the wilting rose is a metaphor for end of the roaring 20s. the teacup symbolizes the characters inability to deal with loss ---'are you sure? that doesn't make sense' ---"oh no it most certainly is, everything in literature has meaning, metaphor it's all there.".. For yeears this is what teachers are drilling into you, of course theyre right, that's the way it is.

then at film school i learned the same is true for film.. so-and-so's face is backlit because the director wanted to show that capitalism leads to darkness... the fence is missing some slats at the end to show that even in prison it is possible to fleeting moments of freedom, whatever... every lighting decision and position of the object or whatever, film is the highest form of art, yada yada..... nothing is a mistake, the door left open, the color of the wallpaper, the glance away, the choice of lens--in a well put together film, everything is deliberate, the aim being to convey whatever feeling or idea or further the theme

we're gonna get back to that in a minute

the original three star wars films were really cool. The special effects were the best ever, practical effects and matte paintings beat CGI any day, even now, still... CGI looks like shite compared to a huge oil matte painting and camera tricks, and if you don't agree or can't see it then you just have bad eyes... sorry to be so harsh but it's obviously true... my ears are bad, i don’t argue with audiophiles with high-end headphones and DACs about how much bitrate you need, so if you think CGI is good you shouldn’t argue with people with functional eyes

original star wars had cool characters even though there was some jokey shit in there with the ewoks or ewons or whatever the little things were, red letter media has a great series of videos breaking the original star wars down and comparing to episodes I II and III -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

episodes i ii and iii were so bad it was like that movie 'The Room' with that ugly long haired guy only it's worse because so much time and effort was spent making that crap. these are movies that appeal to 4-year olds because 4-year olds are mentally deficient... autists (actual ones) like these movies because there are no facial expressions or emotions to interpret. star wars fans will desperately try to find reasons to justify how theyre good, but if these weren’t branded ‘Star Wars’ and were just generic space opera movies, they would have a weird shitty cult following like those nigerian action movies and people would have ‘awkward star wars’ viewing parties.. they are genuine serious shit

after these movies were made, anyone who seriously thinks of them selves as a star wars fan is basically a toddler with a shiny lunchbox. youre taking a speeder to Naboo, the galactic counsil, me-sa show you to gungan.. how much time was spent going over the script making sure it had enough toddler words. theres almost more dignity being a furry than being a fan of this shit. and if you spend any time reading about it or thinking about it youll also know that george lucas is just hosing you down in the face.. this is a picture of how lucas treats his fans: http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/8/73175.jpg (who can really blame him by the way)

sorry for sperging out. i'll get to the point. look at the picture gentlemen. she is holding a 4-ft long black cock, grimacing like she's taking cock in the ---, orgasm face black guy behind her, sex explosion in the background, little peach/flesh-tone white guy robot watching on helpless. Sorry that's just the way it is... this is written by someone with very little tolerance for, and minimal knowledge of, the usual conspiracy theory stuff……. this fact is just something you have to face and accept if we're agreeing on the premise that filmmakers use symbolism. Do you think filmmakers use symbolism? or are films just pretty pictures, and books just fancy words? well here's a pic of a white girl getting steamrolled by a black guy while a cuck droid watches, and it's more cut and dry than anything in Citizen Kane. disagree? then youre either a dope or you have some sort of ideology that won't allow you to see it

Nothing about high-level film-making is accidental, nothing about a 10 billion dollar movie that the whole country is going to see is accidental. it's not my business what you do with this information, you can delve deep into conspiracy theory, or you and your wife can start taking refugees in your home, whatever, drive to oregon with canteens and rations and other stuff, whatever you want to do, but the factual information that you cant argue with is that some people with a lot of money and country-wide influence and an indirect link to the minds of everyone's children, Want You To Think About White Girls And You Know What (the thing in her hand in every shot), and the subjugation of White Masculinity into little rolling bouncing baby balls. that is an unbiased take that anyone with a brain and a rudimentary understanding of film/entertainment should be able to see."

The above post was written by a Chinese friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous. I'm not sure I agree, but I don't see any problems, it's just a cool movie and I think everyone should stop stressing out and just enjoy the show!

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by rat-fuck » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:54 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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rofl funniest thing ive ever read
I always listen to the news radio on my drive to work to listen what the state propaganda has this time to make me mad.
When England voted for the Brexit there was a phone interview with a EU politician. The guy went on and on, completely unironically, about how people just don't "get" the EU. He couldn't fathom how somebody could possibly dislike it, unless that one was dumb as a brick and not know what it's about. It's utterly impossible to favour nationalism, unless you're borderline retarded and just weren't told enough how you were supposed to vote.

Honestly, it was maddening and incredibly funny at the same time. He was really, really frustrated. He was just short of saying "We told the people how they were supposed to vote! What did you morons not get about that?".
The propaganda machine in Europe is running in the highest gear. You have no idea how transparent it currently is especially in Germany. Want to watch a TV movie or crime show? You bet your ass it's got shitskins involved somewhere and they are NEVER the bad guys. It's always some white supremacists or some shit. It's always the same message of "The rapefugees are all poor fellas escaping from war and we are the true evil people! Even suspecting them of wrongdoing is racist!".
It would be hilarious if I didn't know many people eat that shit right up. We're talking some 3rd Reich kinda propaganda here. Just that it's not against Jews but against Germans.

So in light of the heavy 24 hour propaganda he couldn't understand that there are anti-EU people left in Germany. He could barely keep himself from calling them Neo-Nazis. :lol:
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