Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:42 pm

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I don't think I want to watch that. I'd feel depressed.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Johnny » Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:46 pm

As a fan of the Tim Burton Batman movie, I was disappointed he never got to show up as Two Face in any of the sequels.

Is there any interview with a Star Wars veteran that isn't cringy as fuck?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:24 pm

Johnny wrote:
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As a fan of the Tim Burton Batman movie, I was disappointed he never got to show up as Two Face in any of the sequels.
At least we got Doge's furry buddy in bad Two-Face makeup.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Charlar » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:39 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:24 pm
Johnny wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:46 pm
As a fan of the Tim Burton Batman movie, I was disappointed he never got to show up as Two Face in any of the sequels.
At least we got Doge's furry buddy in bad Two-Face makeup.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Charlar » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:41 pm

Anyone read Star Wars old EU novels or comics? The ratio of shit to tolerable was awful
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:49 pm

I stuck to the video games, which is why Kyle Katarn is my homie.

My only exposure to say Mara Jade was that Star Wars RTS that was basically an AoE2 total conversion mod (Galactic Battlegrounds?)
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:58 pm

Jedi Outcast was awesome. Putting on dismemberment was so neat. Also fucking around with the console on PC. MASSIVE battles with limbs eveeeeeverywhere.


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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:40 pm

It pissed me off to no end when this The Force Unleashed thing made lightsabers feel totally weaksauce, when the Jedi Knight series gave them the movie-accurate portrayal as supreme shitwreckers of the highest order. Even enemy lightsabers where scary as shit, no matter how full your health and shield was.

(Even if the strong style was comically slow.)

And I'm not sure if we'll see another Indie, what with him and his son being so masculine.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:36 pm

His son is confirmed not to be in the movie. Since... you know... Shia Lebouf is so fucking retarded.

And I have no idea why someone hasn't made a Star Wars video game with Batman: Arkham Faggotword combat. Say it takes three hits to kill another lightsaber-wielder. Have it so it looks like they block, but in reality he is taking damage. So it looks like he block two times, then get sliced in half. But in reality, he's actually getting damage from all three attacks.

Or something xD Could have neat lightsaber fights that way.

Still... having glowing awesome superduepr lightsabers everywhere every 5 minutes is kinda boring. Star Wars has an entire galaxy and lightsabers are just a thing. At least in movies, games can be superfun with lightsabers.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Charlar » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:59 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 7:40 pm
It pissed me off to no end when this The Force Unleashed thing made lightsabers feel totally weaksauce, when the Jedi Knight series gave them the movie-accurate portrayal as supreme shitwreckers of the highest order. Even enemy lightsabers where scary as shit, no matter how full your health and shield was.

(Even if the strong style was comically slow.)

And I'm not sure if we'll see another Indie, what with him and his son being so masculine.
It's been awhile i got that reaction but earlier this year the bad ending in Jedi Knight made me feel bad,
I actually went bac to get the good ending.
Unfortunately the Force Unleashed, the prequels stuff and the Disney Star Wars stuff, i found thing in the old EU novel that make the fucking holyday special look tolerable in comparison.

None of those had the bastard triclops son of Palpatine, the alien that looked like a giant gold ham, the ripoff bio-Borg, Jacen Solo mindraping his young cousin Ben Skywalker or the Bug orgy.
Dear god the majority of the novels were utter shit.
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