Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:19 pm

Bad News Bunnyman wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:09 pm
I love how they fucked over the people theorising about Rey, theorising about Snoke, people who were shipping Finn and Poe and Rey and Finn. Now Finns with some chink and Rey's got the hots for Kylo Ren.
Yeah each and every one of those retards said Rey is NOT a mary sue crycry whine whine. she MUST be related to the skywalkers or solo line blabla and she was trained and then mindwhiped. X FUCKING D Turns out we were right and the ONLY reason Rey is some kind of Force God is because she is the definition of a Mary SJWue
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:31 pm

Rey Romano came from aparently no-where and Luke died a NEET virgin.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:37 pm

Well, I think that was us Star Wars fans wanting some shred of (ugh) HOPE. Without that, the only reaction to Ep. 7 is:

Making her Luke's daughter would explain why the lightsaber triggered memories in her and would make her sudden mastery of the Force slightly less retarded.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:55 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:41 am
Guest wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:40 am
I don't know how this movie still has an 8 on IMDB when the thing is getting bombarded by negative user reviews.
wow...
In 2017 almost 2018 you still dont know how buying ratings and votes work? Think chinese gold farmers for WoW but then clicking likes on youtube and rating on imdb.
Yet, Rotten Tomatoes' user score for the movie has just dropped to 59%. I always assumed that more people used IMDB, since it's been around longer and it would've been easier to rating bomb.
Rey Romano came from aparently no-where and Luke died a NEET virgin.
Poor Luke. They retconned his wife and kid out of existence and literally gave his virginity back.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:40 pm

Presumably Obi never fucked, despite looking like Ewan McGregor.
Maybe that's a prereq to becoming a force ghost, iunno.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Bad News Bunnyman » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:47 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:40 pm
Presumably Obi never fucked, despite looking like Ewan McGregor.
Maybe that's a prereq to becoming a force ghost, iunno.
Nah cause Vader became a ghost and he was banging prime Natalie Portman.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Charlar » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:35 pm

Bad News Bunnyman wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:47 pm
Guest wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:40 pm
Presumably Obi never fucked, despite looking like Ewan McGregor.
Maybe that's a prereq to becoming a force ghost, iunno.
Nah cause Vader became a ghost and he was banging prime Natalie Portman.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:57 pm

Come on, Natalie Portman was hot in...
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Auli » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:05 pm

Just got back from watching it now and holy fuck. HOLY FUCK how bad this was.

I literally laughed for over 20 seconds, out loud, in the theatre (which I NEVER do) when they said "battering-ram-cannon".
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Seele » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:15 pm

Auli wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:05 pm
Just got back from watching it now and holy fuck. HOLY FUCK how bad this was.

I literally laughed for over 20 seconds, out loud, in the theatre (which I NEVER do) when they said "battering-ram-cannon".
Built with "Death Star tech" for some reason. God knows how in the fuck a remnant of the Empire got their hands on that or even had the funds to build it like the Starkiller.

And if it's a cannon, then it can fire from a distance. Why would they attach the term "battering-ram" to it? Why didn't they just use orbital bombardment to finish off the Resistance? They still had half of their fleet left after Vice Admiral Danger Hair kamikaze'd herself into the First Order's flagship.
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