They can adapt JoJo by making it openly homosexual and about gay pride.
Because they are dumb as bricks and nothing but fake-ass idiots they wouldn't get that right.
Everyone who's into metal knows that hyper-masculinity is simultaneously the most hetero macho manly thing and the gayest shit ever.
Judas Priest, Man-O-War and others like that look like leatherfags and are ultra manly cool at the same time.
Reposting because this is what I mean: http://i.imgur.com/B0vh4Y5.png
He looks gay as fuck and rad as hell. You know a guy like that would be the ultimate pussy destroyer. Bitches loooove guys that kinda dress like fags. They can't turn JoJo into something for actual faggots because it already is and because it would just end up getting panties wet and straight guys would also think it's rad as shit.
I mean, let's face it, they can't have actual gay sex in it. The best they could do would be to make it as overtly gay as possible, which JoJo already kinda is.
Re: Weebshit Thread
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:27 pm
by rabidtictac
Actual gay sex in JoJo wouldn't make it any gayer or less cool than it is now.
I mean, let's face it, they can't have actual gay sex in it. The best they could do would be to make it as overtly gay as possible, which JoJo already kinda is.
What I'm getting from this is that JoJo is Animu He-Man.
I mean, let's face it, they can't have actual gay sex in it. The best they could do would be to make it as overtly gay as possible, which JoJo already kinda is.
What I'm getting from this is that JoJo is Animu He-Man.
(Makes notes for crossover slashfic.)
It doesn't have the most baller intro ever, though, unlike He-Man. I always get a kick out of him casually explaining his backstory going all "So I took this sword and held it up into the sky and BAM suddenly I was He-Man and my cat became a bitchin' tiger."
I mean, let's face it, they can't have actual gay sex in it. The best they could do would be to make it as overtly gay as possible, which JoJo already kinda is.
What I'm getting from this is that JoJo is Animu He-Man.
(Makes notes for crossover slashfic.)
It doesn't have the most baller intro ever, though, unlike He-Man. I always get a kick out of him casually explaining his backstory going all "So I took this sword and held it up into the sky and BAM suddenly I was He-Man and my cat became a bitchin' tiger."
It doesn't have the most baller intro ever, though, unlike He-Man. I always get a kick out of him casually explaining his backstory going all "So I took this sword and held it up into the sky and BAM suddenly I was He-Man and my cat became a bitchin' tiger."
I want this line in the inevitable He-Man live-action cinematic universe.