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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Charlar » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:37 am

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TheProgressive wrote:Yes, it was awful.

I don't mind watching a capeshit movie now and again as a fun dumb movie to just switch my brain off to, but there are WAY too many of these things now. Like I'll probably watch the Spiderman one because Keaton looks like he'll be a lot of fun in it but I couldn't give less of a shit about the "relationship dynamics" between Iron Man and Spiderman that the idiots are talking about.

Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?
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Post by Charlar » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:42 am

rabidtictac wrote:It'll be garbage, just like everything else Joss has made post-Firefly.
Wait a fucking minute, wasn't he ostracized by feminists for that back story he gave Black Widow in Age of Ultron, you know the one that changed nothing?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:04 am

Working on a Batgirl movie is like a minefield. If the girl in question is Barbara Gordon (which she probably will be), you sooner or later have to hint at the Killing Joke, which is like rapeculture incarnate for SJWs.

Or maybe we'll be lucky and get Cassandra Cain. She actually looks scarier than Batman ever did.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Charlar » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:25 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:Working on a Batgirl movie is like a minefield. If the girl in question is Barbara Gordon (which she probably will be), you sooner or later have to hint at the Killing Joke, which is like rapeculture incarnate for SJWs.

Or maybe we'll be lucky and get Cassandra Cain. She actually looks scarier than Batman ever did.
Which Batman? I read Knightfall and holy shit a Batman who's going crazy, increasingly delusional and let's criminal die which cause someone innocent to die is pretty scary
If KGBeast first appearace had been a one time story then Batman would have let him to starve to death in that locked room
Oh and not only does Superman trusted him enough to give him what is necessary to kill him if he went evil but he has plans to defeat the reast of the JL if they went evil.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:35 am

Edgy 90s Replacement Batman was always supposed to become a villain eventually. Or at least I hope so.
Letting someone starve has nothing on Golden Age Batman, who at least initially didn't have any "No Killing" or "No Guns" rules.

I was just referring to the looks, especially with regards to movie Batmen. They look heroic or like weirdoes. Cassandra looks like she will fuck you up.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Seele » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:09 am

TheProgressive wrote:Yes, it was awful.

I don't mind watching a capeshit movie now and again as a fun dumb movie to just switch my brain off to, but there are WAY too many of these things now. Like I'll probably watch the Spiderman one because Keaton looks like he'll be a lot of fun in it but I couldn't give less of a shit about the "relationship dynamics" between Iron Man and Spiderman that the idiots are talking about.

Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?
Because Capeshit fanatics are just like Vidya & Music fanatics; poor taste, defensive sycophancy, hypocritical views, and will be first in line to bend over and get fucked by their favorite studio/company/artist.

And if they continue giving more undeserved cash to these lolcow Jews, the Jews will turn more profit and repeat the cycle since it'll bring in more shekels from their gullible corporate slaves.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:00 pm

rabidtictac wrote:It'll be garbage, just like everything else Joss has made including Firefly.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:35 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
rabidtictac wrote:It'll be garbage, just like everything else Joss has made including Firefly.
FTFU
I almost edited that myself, because I went back to Firefly sometime in the last year and couldn't stand any of it. I watched part of an episode I used to love and turned it off in frustration because of all the shitty fucking Joss dialogue. I think it might have been one of those shows only my younger self could enjoy.

But I wanted to be fair to Joss, so I figured I'd credit him for his ripoff of Cowboy Bebop. :lol:
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:53 am

Speaking of: Is there any Cowboy Bebop live-action flick in the making? There are so many of these animu adaptations stuck in development hell that it's easy to lose track of them all.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:22 am

They should do one and cast Cumberbatch as Spike and ScarJo as Faye. Who else is trending who hasn't been in some shit? Let's get that Lawrence bitch in here from Hunger Games, maybe she can be Edward. That motherfucking Stringer Bell can be Jet Black.

Joss Whedon and James Gunn can direct.

C'mon people! Let's knuckle down and get to really ruining some classics, here!
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