Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Post by Ya Amber Heard Me?! » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:16 pm

I just want the team ups to fucking end. Studios: Give me a Batman movie every couple of years like you used to and be done with it. Nobody cares about Mexican Flash, Black Green Lantern, shit-ass Cyborg, or Israeli Wonder Woman with no damn ass. NOBODY.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:30 pm

Man, how much cooler would the Justice League movie be if it featured Speedy Gonzales?

(And whenever they would introduce Red Tornado, they could use Taz instead.)
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:13 pm

They'd just use him to make some Trump statement about the wall.
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Post by Rushy » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:58 pm

Did anyone watch the last Doctor Who Christmas special with the superhero in it?
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Post by TheProgressive » Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:16 am

Yes, it was awful.

I don't mind watching a capeshit movie now and again as a fun dumb movie to just switch my brain off to, but there are WAY too many of these things now. Like I'll probably watch the Spiderman one because Keaton looks like he'll be a lot of fun in it but I couldn't give less of a shit about the "relationship dynamics" between Iron Man and Spiderman that the idiots are talking about.

Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?

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Post by Rushy » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:11 pm

TheProgressive wrote:Yes, it was awful.

I don't mind watching a capeshit movie now and again as a fun dumb movie to just switch my brain off to, but there are WAY too many of these things now. Like I'll probably watch the Spiderman one because Keaton looks like he'll be a lot of fun in it but I couldn't give less of a shit about the "relationship dynamics" between Iron Man and Spiderman that the idiots are talking about.

Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?
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Post by Rapeculture » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:43 pm

Justice League might make money, but it looks like complete shit so far. And nobody gives a shit about that dyke Wonder Woman.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:10 pm

TheProgressive wrote:Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?
They don't like it because it has big deep plots. They already like it, therefore it must have big deep plots!
Rapeculture wrote:Justice League might make money, but it looks like complete shit so far. And nobody gives a shit about that dyke Wonder Woman.
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Post by Ya Amber Heard Me?! » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:29 pm

JL looks really stupid and cheap, like it's all taking place in some weird Oceanside arena, and against ugly insect men.

Oh, and Joss Whedon is apparently directing a Batgirl movie now. You know, because he's some kind of proto-feminist or something who JUST GETS WOMEN, 'KAY.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:11 am

It'll be garbage, just like everything else Joss has made post-Firefly.
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