Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

In the process of finding that clip I've discovered that not only has the Hawaii Five-O reboot not ended but theres been a Macgyver reboot since 2016.

[Keith Chegwin]

In the process of finding that clip I've discovered that not only has the Hawaii Five-O reboot not ended but theres been a Macgyver reboot since 2016.

I deliberately named the ones that totally failed. Hawaii Five-0 and MacGyver are shit, but they're still going. Hawaii Five-0, I suspect, because it's good for local Hawaiian industry.

[Guest]

I didn't realize it was still going on. I can't believe somebody out there is watching this shit. I can't watch TV anymore because I get depressed thinking only a handful of old people are watching the show "with" me.

[Guest]

In the process of finding that clip I've discovered that not only has the Hawaii Five-O reboot not ended but theres been a Macgyver reboot since 2016.

Both are in name only. They aren't even 5-0s in Five-0; they're DEA or something who wearing body armor and use assault helicopters when they aren't torturing info out of suspects. The Korean Battlestar tart was easy on the eyes but then she left because the producers were all "we ain't paying slant-eyes the same as whites" and now it has nothing.

Macguyver is less shitty but still shitty. I caught the end of an episode that guest starred Ashley-fucking-Tisdale who apparently time traveled in from 2005 when she was last relevant, and the big trick Mac does to save the day is use an IPhone and a belt to wedge open a vent. His remix theme is all blaring too, like he's stopping bullets with his hands or something. It was crazy.

[Guest]

ABC (Disney) is rebooting Greatest American Hero but with an Indian woman. They're that desperate.

If it's Priyanka Chopra then holy shit yeahhh! But I'm sure it'll be some petite homely thing with pecs for tits.

[Guest]

Probably. I doubt they would cast an Indian who was any darker than that. Not going to kill themselves by casting a Dravidian.

[Liar Revealed]

Cagney and Lacey, and Magnum P.I. will be rebooted. This is only going to get worse.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live- ... rs-1079031

[Keith Chegwin]

>Doing Magnum without Tom Selleck
>Expecting it to succeed
I didn't think it was possible to be this retarded

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I almost get panic attacks just thinking about them trying their hands at a Columbo reboot...

(My bets are on him being rebooted into a hispanic lesbian with autism.)

[rabidtictac]

I almost get panic attacks just thinking about them trying their hands at a Columbo reboot...

(My bets are on him being rebooted into a hispanic lesbian with autism.)

Damn you for even mentioning rebooting it. Now they'll do it for sure.

Fuck.