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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:40 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
That's the most confusing part of the Watchmen movie for me. The fight scenes make everyone look like they're having a mild form of super-strength, a suspicion that only gets worse over time, what with Owlman shattering limbs in under 5 moves or Ozymandias jumping around like a fighting game character.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:48 pm
by Charlar
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:40 pm
That's the most confusing part of the Watchmen movie for me. The fight scenes make everyone look like they're having a mild form of super-strength, a suspicion that only gets worse over time, what with Owlman shattering limbs in under 5 moves or Ozymandias jumping around like a fighting game character.
Very quick search seems to indicate comic book Ozymandias was an "olympic level acrobat", i don't know if that would help move like in the movie or not but i kinda doubt it

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:09 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
He spent the most effort to stay in shape in the comics, but Moviemandias fights like he's from Blade 2 or something. Dude puts Batman to shame.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:00 pm
by Guest

It seems Heather Antos (the milkshake girl) is encouraging the doxxing of her critics.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:59 pm
by Mr. Saoirse Ronan
It's funny how critics of Snyder and his slow-motion/speed ramp style fucking LOVED it when Wonder Woman did non-stop in every scene. You would think Patty Wutshername invented action movies from the way CHUD splooges over her.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:09 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
They love the slow-motion because it gives them a better view of her jiggling tighs, the strongest symbol of feminism in the whole movie.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:39 pm
by Guest
Possibly. The new JL trailer certainly doesn't dispute it. It's like in addition to quips, Whedon replaced Batman with Wonder Woman. They might as retitle it Wonder Woman & The Justice League.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:50 am
by Liar Revealed
Anybody seen Batman and Harley Quinn? Get ready for 74 minutes of this:

I don't know how Brad Jones & friends can say this movie is better than the maligned The Killing Joke.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:15 am
by Charlar
Still not as bad as when Bruce cucked Dick in the Bruce Timm comic, as for Brad he is known for having shit taste

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:18 am
by Kugelfisch
Contrarian hipsters is what they are.