Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:58 pm
Batman: White came out and it's like Marvel wrote it, even for an alternate universe it make me nauseous: Joker is just failed comedian Jack Napier who went crazy and robbed a few banks, everyone hate Batman for colleteral damage, risking lives and the death of cops that died fighting crime? Blamed on Batman.
So yeah they rip off the scene Batman trash talk Joker in Lego Batman but it's not a joke/parody here, Joker tell Batman he's the real villain.
Batman beat him up and force fed him Mystery pills after Joker claim if take them he'll be sane and fix Gotham, News media go apeshit and turn on Batman and blame the GCPD for his actions, Gordon a fucking asshole that stop Batman being arrested for potentially killing and is a hypocrite that say GCPD is not involved with Batman but they Batgirl is his daughter. Why did Bruce snap? Alfred is dying, Bruce hid that from Barbara and Dick along with the fact he's woerking with Freeze for a month to try to stop Alfred from dying. Jack Napier turned to crime to a rise from Gotham and he's a Batman fanboy.
BLM is mentionned, Gordon suspended the cops in the equivalent of the events that created BLM and the Mayor call the GCPD still corrupt because Gordon turned a blind eye on Batman vigilantism, is afraid Jack Napier would sue for Batman actions. Joker/Jack in this universe never attacked any guards or inmates, Jack relaly is willing to sue GCPD for endaring lives, declares Batman IS part of the GCPD because he found pictures of the Batsignal that is on GCPD roof and say they are an accessory to Batman actions, Declare he will be better than the GCPD and Batman and declares himself Gotham white knight.
Oh and the intro spoiled that Batman ends up in Arkham.
TL;DR The book really is written by the kind of people that think Joker Dindu Nuffin Wrong and Batman is a white man beating up minorities, i sperged a bit and wrote what happened so you don't have to read it
So yeah they rip off the scene Batman trash talk Joker in Lego Batman but it's not a joke/parody here, Joker tell Batman he's the real villain.
Batman beat him up and force fed him Mystery pills after Joker claim if take them he'll be sane and fix Gotham, News media go apeshit and turn on Batman and blame the GCPD for his actions, Gordon a fucking asshole that stop Batman being arrested for potentially killing and is a hypocrite that say GCPD is not involved with Batman but they Batgirl is his daughter. Why did Bruce snap? Alfred is dying, Bruce hid that from Barbara and Dick along with the fact he's woerking with Freeze for a month to try to stop Alfred from dying. Jack Napier turned to crime to a rise from Gotham and he's a Batman fanboy.
BLM is mentionned, Gordon suspended the cops in the equivalent of the events that created BLM and the Mayor call the GCPD still corrupt because Gordon turned a blind eye on Batman vigilantism, is afraid Jack Napier would sue for Batman actions. Joker/Jack in this universe never attacked any guards or inmates, Jack relaly is willing to sue GCPD for endaring lives, declares Batman IS part of the GCPD because he found pictures of the Batsignal that is on GCPD roof and say they are an accessory to Batman actions, Declare he will be better than the GCPD and Batman and declares himself Gotham white knight.
Oh and the intro spoiled that Batman ends up in Arkham.
TL;DR The book really is written by the kind of people that think Joker Dindu Nuffin Wrong and Batman is a white man beating up minorities, i sperged a bit and wrote what happened so you don't have to read it