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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:31 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
They're magical bracelets. Duh-uh~.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:07 pm
by Keith Chegwin
Wonder Woman's not supposed to be invulnerable. Getting shot would kill her, or at least wound her badly

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:04 pm
by rabidtictac
She can go toe-to-toe with Superman, and take that supercock all day, but she can't take a bullet. Ok.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:04 pm
by Mr. Saoirse Ronan
Well, that makes sense. Forgetting the lightning strike and constant explosions, at one point the bad guy drops ten tons of earth and concrete on top of her, that she easily shrugs off. But a bullet....

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:12 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Don't you know that the gun is good, because it shoots death?

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:16 pm
by Liar Revealed
Comics logic.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:50 pm
by Keith Chegwin
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:04 pm
She can go toe-to-toe with Superman
She's never fought Superman and won
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:04 pm
and take that supercock all day
Even Lois Lane can take that Super-cock

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:29 am
by rabidtictac
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:50 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:04 pm
She can go toe-to-toe with Superman
She's never fought Superman and won
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:04 pm
and take that supercock all day
Even Lois Lane can take that Super-cock
Superman can punch harder than a bullet. Otherwise fuckers like Darkseid could be/would be BTFO by the local police.

Wonder woman can get hit by Superman and not instantly die.

QED comics are retarded.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:33 am
by Keith Chegwin
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:29 am
Superman can punch harder than a bullet. Otherwise fuckers like Darkseid could be/would be BTFO by the local police.
Wonder woman can get hit by Superman and not instantly die.
He'd punch Darkseid, his enemy, much harder than he'd punch Diana, his friend. Not to mention that if every punch Superman ever landed was as hard as being shot, Metropolis' criminals would inevitably end up beaten into bloody pulps
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:29 am
QED comics are retarded.
Merely inconsistent. You've got to keep in mind that there are hundreds of people writing, drawing and editing these things over a period of more than seventy years and the powerset for both Superman and Wonder Woman has changed fairly considerably during that time as well

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:05 am
by rabidtictac
Wonder Wombyn can hit Darkseid and those other bulletproof fuckers hard enough to hurt them, too. And be hit by them and not instantly die.

Your line of reasoning doesn't work. First punch from Darkseid would go through her torso if bullets could hurt her. Capeshit is shit for a reason.