Dead Horse Interchange

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:05 am

Wonder Wombyn can hit Darkseid and those other bulletproof fuckers hard enough to hurt them, too. And be hit by them and not instantly die.

Your line of reasoning doesn't work. First punch from Darkseid would go through her torso if bullets could hurt her. Capeshit is shit for a reason.

She's never beaten up Darkseid either

I dunno why we're using Darkseid as a metric for who Wonder Woman could or couldn't be hurt by. He kills people by looking at them

Darkseid kills with math.

And don't you know that blunt kinetic impact in the world of capeshit are several orders of magnitude weaker than in the real world?

It's almost like cape comics shouldn't be taken seriously

But they should. They're like Greek myths, but modern.

(Except Greek myths knew when to fucking end.)

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:56 pm

But they should. They're like Greek myths, but modern.

(Except Greek myths knew when to fucking end.)

›Cape comics
›Like mythology
That's what they want you to think, they were created for kids and all the collective sum of all comics is nothing more than a footnote, a whim.
I do like comics but i won't over estimate their importance ever again

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:43 pm

don't you know that blunt kinetic impact in the world of capeshit are several orders of magnitude weaker than in the real world?

It would have to be. I guess writers don't realize that bullets are a kinetic weapon. A man that travels faster than a bullet is going to be able to hit as hard as one. With the same effects.

But what the hell, now I'm just Douchey McNitpicking fucking capeshit with some talking point that everyone since the dawn of time has thought of. That's why you can't take capeshit seriously. The stories are dreck of the highest order and nothing makes sense because it's all magic.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:56 pm

Except Greek myths knew when to fucking end.

...They went on for as long as the Greeks did

EDIT: Fucked up with double post.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:47 am

It would have to be. I guess writers don't realize that bullets are a kinetic weapon. A man that travels faster than a bullet is going to be able to hit as hard as one. With the same effects.

It's like they just go "Guns make holes. Swords slice shit" without bothering to remember that they guy/gal hit by it just shrugged off a punch that can pulverize diamonds.

Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:57 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:56 pm

Except Greek myths knew when to fucking end.

...They went on for as long as the Greeks did

But with different heroes. Heracles' labours never reached the triple digits.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:12 pm

Don't you know that the gun is good, because it shoots death?

Nobody here caught that top-tier Zardoz reference. I am deeply disappointed in you super faggots.