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Post by Rushy » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:44 pm

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:51 pm

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Post by Charlar » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:14 am

I read up the sypnosis for the new Powers Rangers movie and was wondering if it is accurate because it sound truly awful.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:26 am

From all reviews, the new Power Rangers is total garbage. I know Kermode hated it. Comparisons are being made to Transformers by Bay.

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Post by Seele » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:55 am

>Shit CGI.
>Shit choreography.
>Shitty acting & dialogue by Power Rangers standards.
>Morphing mainly occurs in the last 20 minutes.
>Unnecessarily redesigned Bay-tier costumes.
>Muh LGBT-pandering yellow ranger.
>Muh autism awareness blue ranger.
>Made mainly to cash in on nostalgia.
>6 movies planned.
>Fanboys sycophantically defending this film for "humanizing the rangers" as if depth ever mattered in Power Rangers material before.

The trailers didn't look too promising either, but that's to be expected given the current status of most Hollywood schlock, and unfortunately, it'll make tons of undeserved cash at the box office.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:57 am

I guarantee they'll never make it past one sequel. Muh nostalgia ought to have cooled off by then.

Also not sure why they made it a deep character study like Man of Steel or something considering their Super Sentai footage will never be like that ever.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:47 am

6 movies planned? Ha! Got some fucking balls on them, I'll tell you hwhat.

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Post by Poonoo » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:12 pm

rabidtictac wrote:6 movies planned? Ha! Got some fucking balls on them, I'll tell you hwhat.
They really are trying to copy video games by making something to be a franchise with sequels from the start rather than just making something and giving it a sequel if it's popular.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:15 pm

It's like they went "Mmh, sequels and reboots often make more cash than original shit" and came to the conclusion that they should brute-force sequels into existance.

And really, what're they gonna put in all of these movies? Having the Green Ranger and Lord Zedd in the next one might still cause some nostalgia boner, but who is nostalgic for anything after they've finally stopped using the Zyuranger suits?

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:30 pm

rabidtictac wrote:6 movies planned? Ha! Got some fucking balls on them, I'll tell you hwhat.
I think they just roll a die to decide that stuff. There's nothing that's actually planned about it, just an idea to make a fuckload of movies and money.
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