Movie Thread
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
- Posts: 46453
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm
Re: Movie Thread
There are scenes with monks in the movie as well. They make some kind of incantation that poisons Seagal or something. Lot's of cheap wind effects and shit in that one.
I'm telling you guys, it's bona fide "so bad it's good" material.
I'm telling you guys, it's bona fide "so bad it's good" material.
SpoilerShow
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
Re: Movie Thread
American Assassin was pretty good. Violent, had some titties, and wasn't the low-rent Bourne clone the trailer made it out to be. (That stupid jump-cut scene in the ads where the camera swooshes around the lead taking down a hotel full of guys while that "vroom" sound blares is a traditional fight scene in the movie.)
- rabidtictac
- Posts: 20320
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm
Re: Movie Thread
Kickboxer is my favorite shitty martial art movie. The story is just bad enough, but not so bad your eyes and ears will bleed. Bloodsport was so shitty it was hard to enjoy in places. Kickboxer is the perfect balance of dope-ass martial arts and shitty story.
Re: Movie Thread
One word on the remake: "woof". Sara Lane might have the best tits I've ever seen on an Asian, but the movie itself betrayed its '80s origins for a dour snoozefest about some loser white guy pontificating on the meaning of life while staring into the long gray distance.
Re: Movie Thread
Some Indian film is being demonstrated against and people are saying they will burn down theatres that show the film. The actress has a 2M$ bounty on her head.
{url]http://www.hindustantimes.com/mumbai-ne ... 9pecI.html[/url]
{url]http://www.hindustantimes.com/mumbai-ne ... 9pecI.html[/url]
I'm in your bedroom, folding your clothes.
- da PAC Nigguh
- Supreme Shitposter
- Posts: 6713
- Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:06 am
Re: Movie Thread
I'd hit that.Auli wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:30 amSome Indian film is being demonstrated against and people are saying they will burn down theatres that show the film. The actress has a 2M$ bounty on her head.
{url]http://www.hindustantimes.com/mumbai-ne ... 9pecI.html[/url]
Is Spoony dead yet?
Re: Movie Thread
Damn, that's that chick from XXX 3. I was hoping she was getting death threats cuz she sucked kawk on camera or something, but it's just the usual third-world politishit..
Re: Movie Thread
I kinda like cheesy action Bollywood movies. At least when I took some Oxy... but don't get the same effect anylonger so the movies are just kinda... dumb.
I'm in your bedroom, folding your clothes.
- veris leta facies
- Posts: 2900
- Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:26 pm
Re: Movie Thread
What shitty story? That's a high art with some quality drama in it. Tong Po put my brother in a wheelchair but I kicked his ass! Happy end.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:09 amKickboxer is my favorite shitty martial art movie. The story is just bad enough, but not so bad your eyes and ears will bleed. Bloodsport was so shitty it was hard to enjoy in places. Kickboxer is the perfect balance of dope-ass martial arts and shitty story.
When passing through the Valley of Humiliation, slaves and dastards, exposing their sores, sob aloud for consolation and sympathy.
- VoiceOfReasonPast
- Supreme Shitposter
- Posts: 47635
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:33 pm
Re: Movie Thread
A quick glance at Wikipedia makes it look more like IRL internet autism, with some blokes making shit up to generate drama.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:35 amDamn, that's that chick from XXX 3. I was hoping she was getting death threats cuz she sucked kawk on camera or something, but it's just the usual third-world politishit..
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
4 wikia: static -> vignette
-Yours Truly
4 wikia: static -> vignette
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 30 guests