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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Charlar » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:38 pm

Any decent film out right now?
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
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-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Seele » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:58 pm

Depends on how you define "decent" in current year. What may be called "decent" today can be considered "cancerous horseshit" 60 years ago.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Charlar » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:12 am

Seele wrote:
Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:58 pm
Depends on how you define "decent" in current year. What may be called "decent" today can be considered "cancerous horseshit" 60 years ago.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:10 pm

You should already know there's nothing good out. Is there ever?

I have a theory that betas can sense red pill story in movies and instinctively lash out against it. It's why King Arthur* was so fucking hated and why Guardians 2 was critically disliked. Both were movies about alpha men doing alpha men things and working out father/son stuff and saving the day and not needing some badass woman to bail their asses out. The men were smart and capable and didn't stand for any beta lecturing.

Lost City of Z was kind of alpha too, though the ending was gay as fuck.

*Watched KA again on DVD. It's okay. Still love the editing style and Arthur's self-made man from the streets thing, but it's definitely something made for China. Relatively bloodless, no titties, no real bite. A hard R version, with Arthur railing the fuck out of the hot French mage and chopping off heads and shit would have made it the greatest movie ever.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:42 pm

I remember when that very meh Conan the Barbarian remake came out, a "professional" movie reviewer was triggered that Jason Momoa's voice sounded like "a jock that might beat up gays". So the beta gave it a negative review.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:03 pm

"Didn't like the actor's voice. 2/10 would not recommend."
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:07 pm

Reminds me of some flaming reviewer on YouTube who went off on Snyder's Sucker Punch, screaming Queenie shit like "real men watch opera!" Wish I could remember who it was. Some douche in a scarf.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:13 pm

Guest wrote:
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Reminds me of some flaming reviewer on YouTube who went off on Snyder's Sucker Punch, screaming Queenie shit like "real men watch opera!" Wish I could remember who it was. Some douche in a scarf.
Funny how those beta bitches have to throw "real masculinity" and alpha posturing around to try and justify their faggot shit. Why care about what "real men" do if you supposedly don't give a damn about "toxic masculinity"?
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:19 pm



Here it is. Rant really starts at 7:15. Something about 15-year-olds ruining movies because he didn't like Sucker Punch.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:48 pm

Go watch Excalibur ('80s movie) if you want a sick-ass medieval movie for macho macho men.

The 13th Warrior is ok but not great. I can't think of too many other period/medieval movies that were tolerable.



This movie would have been much better if rooted firmly in a historical context and free of a lot of the more fantastical elements. But it's still quite enjoyable.
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