Black Lives Matter?

[Old Black Man]

I’m being serious, do they have any noteworthy heritage? Especially before being integrated into other societies? And I’m not talking about we wuz the original inventors of this and shiet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well there are the stunning and brave Dahomey who fought heroically for the right to sell their own people - and other kangz and kweenz - into slavery.

[RAPEMAN]

I’m being serious, do they have any noteworthy heritage? Especially before being integrated into other societies? And I’m not talking about we wuz the original inventors of this and shiet.

Nubia and Ethiopia had notable civilizations, being neighbours of both Egypt and Yemen. Anything below the Sahara just stagnated.

[Old Black Man]

Well there are the stunning and brave Dahomey who fought heroically for the right to sell their own people - and other kangz and kweenz - into slavery.

It’s funny that they talk about that in an episode of The Jeffersons. George doesn’t want any gaudy african shit in his home and is gifted a statue that he’s wrongly told belonged to his kang tribe, he later finds out it represented his people sold into slavery by his own kind.

Dah Homie Kangdom.

Nubia and Ethiopia had notable civilizations, being neighbours of both Egypt and Yemen. Anything below the Sahara just stagnated.

That doesn’t surprise me. Anything below that is spears and mud turf. I’m not an expert on Africa (save for an interest in its wildlife) but the continent should have remained dark.

[Liar Revealed]

Nubia and Ethiopia had notable civilizations, being neighbours of both Egypt and Yemen. Anything below the Sahara just stagnated.

Nubia and Ethiopia would be cool. Ethiopia claims to have the Ark of the Covenant, so that could be cool.

Those sub-Saharans were illiterate and left little history behind, but that means you'd be given a lot of creative freedom. But I think SJWs would get pissy about players using a black to kill other blacks.

[Kama]

Turns out the Japanese aren’t on the side of magical Negroes

[Old Black Man]

ASSCreed will portray him as the most important person in the history of Japan.

[rabidtictac]

I’m being serious, do they have any noteworthy heritage? Especially before being integrated into other societies? And I’m not talking about we wuz the original inventors of this and shiet.

Lot of small kingdoms in Africa, mostly. Egypt had a couple Nubian Pharaohs iirc, but most of them were not.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can't help but think those small kingdoms were just the more powerful tribes clowning on the weaker ones.
Kinda like today, really.

Turns out the Japanese aren’t on the side of magical Negroes

Turns out that twisting and turning a time and place in history to fit your ideology might offend the natives.

[Old Black Man]

When I think African kingdom I imagine slightly nicer grass huts, it’s like tech levels in a RTS.