God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

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Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun May 05, 2024 8:10 pm

I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s doing this bc Orange Man’s already said she’s out.

But yeah - you’re not far off. I’m expecting her to say she’ll kill your dog too for a fee.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 05, 2024 8:22 pm

Shoot a dog in the face.
Dropkick a dog.
Cut off a dog's head.
Throw a dog off of the balcony.
Put a dog in the blender.
Throw a dog against the wall.
Cook a dog.
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Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun May 05, 2024 8:25 pm

Call Kristi Noem!!!
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Post by RAPEMAN » Fri May 17, 2024 9:18 pm


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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 17, 2024 9:24 pm

Cry havoc, and unleash the dongs of war!
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Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue May 21, 2024 6:51 pm

People are calling Trump a coward but 1. The state is doing a good enough job losing their case and 2. Why put yourself under oath for nonsequyiters and possibly new dirt for the Dems.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Tue May 21, 2024 8:12 pm

The legally sound strategy isn't necessarily the politically sound one. Zion Don doesn't need to testify, but he ends up looking like a coward. Although he has been looking like a coward since 2020 anyway.

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Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue May 21, 2024 10:53 pm

People have tolerated a lot less for a lot longer
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Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

Post by rabidtictac » Wed May 22, 2024 7:15 am

Never talk to the police and never take the stand in your own trial.

Sure, if you're disputing a traffic ticket then by all means-testify. If it's something small. But don't play around with serious charges. You don't know what they're going to ask you or how your answers will make you look to others. Let your lawyer(s) do their jobs.

If Trump had taken the advice of counsel earlier, he wouldn't be on trial in the first fucking place. Because all his lawyers told him to just comply with the feds and hand over the documents at Mar-A-Lago.
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