God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Duwango]

I love listening to mudslime jizzlamists talking about how amazingly progressive Islam is, and how US republicans are barbarians.

They are progressive. The rest of the world is faaar behind.

The rest of the world is now, thankfully, progressing towards being more Islamic.

The powers that be hope that Islam will have a western friendly strain of itself that embraces all of the degeneracy of the Northern Hemisphere but without the urge to throw gays off of roofs and burn synagogues.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They're awfully quiet about the whole "I can't tell anyone I'm queer or else they'll stone me to death" issue their Muslim brothers and sisters are facing.

Also I wonder how long until Donald and Kim start throwing "Yo Momma" jokes at each other.

[Auli]

I hope the war starts because they mock eachother's hair.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hair War 1.

[Auli]

Earthquake in North Korea.

I really kinda hope they blew themselves up...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Earthquake in North Korea.

I really kinda hope they blew themselves up...

Maybe Kim just fell from his chair.

[Kugelfisch]

Joke's on nature, there's not much that can break over there.

[Auli]

For fucks sake... the comment section in Norway's biggest newssite is filled with retards.

They are actually comparing Trump with Kim Jong Un.

Edit: Trump pissed off the NBA and NFL lol

[Rushy]

Kim seems to have superior speechwriters, judging from the dotard thing.

[Auli]

That's because Kim has executed the shitty ones and FINALLY ended up on a good one.