Clown World General

[RAPEMAN]

China and India have more vested interest in policing Afghanistan thanks to its natural gas and mineral reserves. Let them look after Afghanistan.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can see China doing that. Afghanistan's pretty close to their New Silk Road project if I'm not mistaken. Gotta make sure to keep the area safe.

[RAPEMAN]

China has had an open copper mine planned for years but they just can't ensure their workers safety. The Taliban are too fucking stupid to allow their economy to progress because of some Arab from fifteen hundred years ago hated change.

China will have better luck in Africa.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course. Exploiting Africa is a tried and proven idea, whereas even chads like Alexander the Great noped the fuck out when it came to Afghanistan.

[Guest]

China and India have more vested interest in policing Afghanistan thanks to its natural gas and mineral reserves. Let them look after Afghanistan.

India can't even handle Kashmir, let alone Afghanistan

They can't even get their people to poo in the loo

[mad bum]

[Pepsi Man]

You know, I remember a specific joke by a black comic about lactose intolerance in black people. I think it was Chris Rock? He was talking about how you never hear about lactose intolerance in poor areas like Africa. That's a white people thing. It was an observation on how rich America is and how we complain too much about what we have, or something.

[Kugelfisch]

You don't hear anything about lactose intolerance in Africa because a good 80% of the population is lactose intolerant. Close to 100% of the black population. Ever been there? Good luck even finding milk. They just don't have it. Only in west Africa you would for the colonists but not the local niggers. You don't hear shit about it because they just don't have milk.
And how would they even know? You get the shits from lactose intolerance, which is already the number one cause of death of that continent so how would they be able to tell they are shitting themselves to death for some other reason than the dozen they are already having the runs?

At this point there's an entire generation that grew up over there with the U.S. forces kicking the shit out of them.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't possibly be so daft to think that anyone, let alone your faggot airforce that's busier paying transfaggots their hormone replacement treatments and spending money on planes that suck ass, is kicking fucking Afghanistan's ass, are you?
You and Russia have spent billions trying and you've got jack shit done. They don't care about bombs because they've got caves no bomb penetrates. They laugh at your waste of money. It's a nation that just can't be defeated unless you want to send in a million ground troops and kill everyone. And you'd gain nothing from it.

[Pope Corky III]

You get the shits from lactose intolerance, which is already the number one cause of death of that incontinent

FTFY #1

You get the shits from lactose intolerance, which is already the number one cause of death of that incontinent continent

FTFY #2

[Guest]

Niggers eat cereal with water.