People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Stranger]

I just got done fixing my furnace and man was it the worst.

I only needed to replace one single part and I almost had to take the entire thing down in order to do that because the one part that breaks the most is put in the most inconvenient spot for repairing. They do this crap on purpose to get you to call someone in and fix it for you.

Household appliances (and, depending on how you see it, necessities) should be easy to repair on your own, provided you have the correct parts. A $20 repair shouldn't require me to call in a specialty worker if I don't need to.

[Kugelfisch]

Be glad you never had the displeasure to replace the entire flipper unit of a pinball machine. You know the exact order to do shit in? Easy. You don't? Have fun undoing shit you did half an hour ago.
Just look it up online, right? Works if you've got a newer mainstream one. But apparently I'm the kind of idiot who just had to get an obscure one from the early 80s.

[rabidtictac]

Just got back from the vet, taking my dog in because she ate a fucking towel and started vomiting a bunch. Won't know what's up with her until later today. She eats anything on the ground regardless if it's food or not, but she's perfectly behaved when someone is around. She sneaks around and does this shit only when there's nobody nearby to see.

GG tictac's dog, killing yourself by eating shit that isn't food.

[Stranger]

Ate a towel?

That is one determined dog.

[rabidtictac]

You haven't heard of that shit? She'll eat anything. Probably because she was a stray for a while. I've been working hard to bring her weight down because she'll binge on anything within sight.

My aunt had a dog that, one time, ate an entire bag of uncooked rice.

[Stranger]

At least the rice is small, even if it's dry. A towel is something I've never heard of. Chewing it, yeah, but eating it? That's crazy, man.

[Guest]

Sounds like the dog is possesed

[Kugelfisch]

How does a dog even swallow a towel without suffocating to begin with? It's not like she could chew that shit up well.

[rabidtictac]

How does a dog even swallow a towel without suffocating to begin with? It's not like she could chew that shit up well.

Her teeth are really sharp and her jaws are very strong.

She's the sweetest dog in the world, but she absolutely destroys any toys. You know those rubber kongs? The rubber ball toy things? She destroyed basically all of those except for the biggest, hardest one I have. She can shred a rope toy in minutes and yeah, eat it all. I got the rubber toys labeled "power chewers" with like a giantass image of dog fangs, and she ripped it in half.

[Guest]

Why not ask an expert?



Remember kids, don't use this TECHNIQUE on your own. It may look like beating your dog into submission but it's WAY MORE complicated and animal friendly than that!

Then again I don't know much about dogs or in total shitbiscuits words