Shitpost central. Also known as the Ratfuck and Mucha containment board.
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BlueberryRagamuffin
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by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:58 am
McGinnis wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:38 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:28 am
They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.
And yet apparently all this male attention still wasn't enough to satiate your appetite
Rapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:31 am
You're probably pregnant now.
Nah, nigga, that shit's barren as a sandtrap
So apparently you're wrong because I took several pregnancy tests on Monday and there's a challah in the oven.
I thought my egg carton was supposed to be empty given I'm in my 30s.
Getting an abortion on Thursday. This one's for you, Palestine.
RedLine wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 10:32 pm
Getting Eiffel Tower'd by Spoony & Miles and taking double Antwiler seed is the only way to earn DHI Deluxe Mega-Platinum status.
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Old Black Man
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by Old Black Man » Sun Feb 04, 2024 3:51 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 1:58 am
McGinnis wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:38 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:28 am
They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.
And yet apparently all this male attention still wasn't enough to satiate your appetite
Rapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:31 am
You're probably pregnant now.
Nah, nigga, that shit's barren as a sandtrap
So apparently you're wrong because I took several pregnancy tests on Monday and there's a challah in the oven.
I thought my egg carton was supposed to be empty given I'm in my 30s.
Getting an abortion on Thursday. This one's for you, Palestine.
DHI’s first baby aborted…we were gonna name it Auli…
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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BloodKnightDollfie
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by BloodKnightDollfie » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:59 am
You’re not even the slightest bit God fearing? Give my regards to the inferno
"^NOT A KIGURUMI!" - DHI
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wulfenlord
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by wulfenlord » Sun Feb 04, 2024 11:52 am
No DHI breastmilkshakes?
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood
Whenever you feel down :3
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AdorableOtter
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by AdorableOtter » Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:04 pm
>charler in the oven
Please don't kike him, he is just a neo-pagan larper.
BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:59 am
You’re not even the slightest bit God fearing? Give my regards to the inferno
Thankfully, neither Judaism nor Somalian Wooga Boogaism has hell in their religion. She is safe.
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BlueberryRagamuffin
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by BlueberryRagamuffin » Sun Feb 04, 2024 5:01 pm
BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:59 am
You’re not even the slightest bit God fearing? Give my regards to the inferno
I'm actually a Gnostic - we believe that the OT god is responsible for creating the material world and is evil. Our beliefs encourage abortion because that way we're saving a new soul from being entrapped here.
RedLine wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 10:32 pm
Getting Eiffel Tower'd by Spoony & Miles and taking double Antwiler seed is the only way to earn DHI Deluxe Mega-Platinum status.
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Moe Bitches
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by Moe Bitches » Sun Feb 04, 2024 7:37 pm
Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:30 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:22 am
"The Wall" is a revenge fantasy for maladjusted men. They feel like they were denied the romantic and sexual success in youth that they were entitled to, so they obsess over teenage girls while being well into their 30s and jerking off to the idea that women their own age are feverishly lusting after them.
Yeah, whatever, Saggy Tits. Come back and report when you manage to get a successful, attractive man in his 30s-early 40s, instead of cougaring over 22 year old virgins who don't have any game and will fuck whatever is willing to wet their willies.
When I'm the same age as this poor soul and I am very terrified for what the future holds unironically.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 am
Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Complicity
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by Complicity » Sun Feb 04, 2024 8:20 pm
Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Sun Feb 04, 2024 7:37 pm
When I'm the same age as this poor soul and I am very terrified for what the future holds unironically.
Take heart in the fact that your mother isn't Blueberryragamuffin.
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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 04, 2024 8:41 pm
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
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RedLine
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by RedLine » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:15 pm
Is "Gnostic" shorthand for "massive skank that needs another scrape-out of her uterus because she let's Johnny Smackhead and Ezra Simpinski blow raw inside her"?
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