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McGinnis
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by McGinnis » Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:38 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:28 am
They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.
And yet apparently all this male attention still wasn't enough to satiate your appetite
Rapeculture wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:31 am
You're probably pregnant now.
Nah, nigga, that shit's barren as a sandtrap
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Old Black Man
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by Old Black Man » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:25 am
Complicity wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:55 pm
I clicked on this thread believing/hoping that the kigu started it, and i've no one but myself to blame for it.
I woke up from a 5 hour nap after a 48 hour shift and clicked on this, had to double check that I was indeed awake and this wasn’t part of the series of weird dreams I was having.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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McGinnis
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by McGinnis » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:26 am
Complicity wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:55 pm
I clicked on this thread believing/hoping that the kigu started it, and i've no one but myself to blame for it.
That would have been considerably more entertaining and hilarious than this thread has been
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Old Black Man
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by Old Black Man » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:30 am
Dude being only 22 wishes he had wizard powers. DHI is a wizard safe space.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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McGinnis
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by McGinnis » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:28 am
Most people lose it around that age so not only is this kid not a wizard, he's really nothing special.
You gotta be 30+ to be a real wizard
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Old Black Man
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by Old Black Man » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:54 am
Most people I know did in their teens. Not necessarily a good thing though, half of them probably weren’t ready for that.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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McGinnis
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by McGinnis » Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:03 pm
Friend of mine told me he did it at 12. I said to him 'No you did not'. Of course it subsequently transpired that he was not lying
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VoiceOfReasonPast
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:17 pm
Losing your virginity is overrated. Better hold onto it, since you can never get it back.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Old Black Man
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by Old Black Man » Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:51 pm
McGinnis wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:03 pm
Friend of mine told me he did it at 12. I said to him 'No you did not'. Of course it subsequently transpired that he was not lying
Yeah preteen sex is ridiculous, I knew a guy who lost it at 11, that’s way too young. Kids just need to enjoy being kids while it lasts.
Good point Vorp, although you can only wait for the dimensional merge for so long before you get some to hold you over till that Mikupussy arrives.
Jokes aside I get what you mean.
Man how did this thread get all deep?
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:35 pm
Caring too much about one's state of virginity brought us incels that don't realize they would still be losers even if they got a girl.
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
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