I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:35 pm

Religious offshoot of the philosophy concerning itself with the "randomness" of human existence.
The basic premise is that there is a perfect oneness that we come from and must seek ourselves to integrate back into a la Platon.
Although with the question of how the world could be so terrible if it was created by an ultimately good and perfect deity.

The Gnostic solution is that there are two gods. The imperfect and evil creator and the true and perfect God.

That philosophy flows directly into that of Hegel and later Engels and Marx. I'd believe that the goon whore is a commie, as they all are, but not that she's religious in any way.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by ebin namefag » Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:55 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2024 5:01 pm
I'm actually a Gnostic
You're a Gnigger.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:35 pm
Religious offshoot of the philosophy concerning itself with the "randomness" of human existence.
Human existence is lol so randum.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 04, 2024 11:20 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:35 pm
The Gnostic solution is that there are two gods. The imperfect and evil creator and the true and perfect God.
>tfw your monotheistic good is such an asshole that you have to invent a scapegoat god
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:11 am

That's retarded beyond measure, so it's only natural CoatHangerSkankamuffin is a follower.

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 05, 2024 1:03 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2024 11:20 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Feb 04, 2024 10:35 pm
The Gnostic solution is that there are two gods. The imperfect and evil creator and the true and perfect God.
>tfw your monotheistic good is such an asshole that you have to invent a scapegoat god
Doesn't have all that much to do with monotheism. It's more an unnecessary religious spin on classic time era philosophy.

Although, Marcion was going hard with it and led a religion larger than the Catholic Church at the time. It's where St. Paul is from, which is also why even after heavy reactions by the Catholic Church they have since declared several of his letters fake, despite of being biblical canon.
In all actuality, none of his writings (Paul didn't actually exist) agree even a single bit with Catholic doctrine. But I guess that didn't bother them. They don't mind just ignoring whatever they want in their scripture.

Point is, this retarded belief, Gnosticism, was once so popular that the Catholic Church had to onboard it's fictional preacher.
Very much like how they kept Mary around as a de facto godess to get the Paganists on board that were still very fond of Isis.

Few people understand just how mashed together Christianity and especially the Roman Catholic Christianity is.
We've also got to thank their retarded trinity for Islam.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by wulfenlord » Mon Feb 05, 2024 5:48 am

Is the breakup party already planned at least? I know I ain't sticking with a babylonian whore that doesn't respect #myspermmychoice
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by ebin namefag » Mon Feb 05, 2024 6:09 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:11 am
That's retarded beyond measure, so it's only natural CoatHangerSkankamuffin is a follower.
Religion is for women.
rabidtictac wrote:
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I assume the big crossover here is autism.

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 05, 2024 6:36 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2024 1:03 am
Doesn't have all that much to do with monotheism. It's more an unnecessary religious spin on classic time era philosophy.
Yeah, I am dimly aware that the Gnostfags stole the concept from the Platonfags.
Point is, this retarded belief, Gnosticism, was once so popular that the Catholic Church had to onboard it's fictional preacher.
Very much like how they kept Mary around as a de facto godess to get the Paganists on board that were still very fond of Isis.
Or how the patron saints are Totally-Not-A-Pantheon.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Feb 05, 2024 1:37 pm

ebin namefag wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2024 6:09 am
Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2024 12:11 am
That's retarded beyond measure, so it's only natural CoatHangerSkankamuffin is a follower.
Religion is for women.
Religion is the definition of normalfag camouflage, so of course women love it.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Feb 05, 2024 7:44 pm

I stuck it in BBRM's butt and I feel bad about it.
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