Fucking Femboys Isn’t Gay

[Uguuboi]

It’s not gay so long as your dongs don’t touch.

That rule only applies to balls, sir. Might you have some sugar in your gas tank? A little light in the loafers? Sweet as a sugar plum?

However, wearing socks makes it straight and heteromaxxed.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There is nothing two men can do to better celebrate their heterosexuality than to rub their dicks together.

How do Futas shoot loads when they don’t have testicles? Going by the Bible Black example here.

It's probably some kind of Succubus/Incubus deal. They can store jizz they have receied from men (or other futas).

[Uguuboi]

A succumommy jizzing hundreds of other guys jizz all over you is pretty gay.

[Old Black Man]

It’s not gay so long as your dongs don’t touch.

That rule only applies to balls, sir. Might you have some sugar in your gas tank? A little light in the loafers? Sweet as a sugar plum?

However, wearing socks makes it straight and heteromaxxed.

See? Voice knows the gentleman’s game of tummysticks.

There is nothing two men can do to better celebrate their heterosexuality than to rub their dicks together.

How do Futas shoot loads when they don’t have testicles? Going by the Bible Black example here.

It's probably some kind of Succubus/Incubus deal. They can store jizz they have receied from men (or other futas).

That makes sense. I learn something new every day.

[Kugelfisch]

How do Futas shoot loads when they don’t have testicles? Going by the Bible Black example here.

Bruh, it's magic. Don't think too hard about it and worry more what they do with those dicks and endless reserves of jizz.

[Old Black Man]

How do Futas shoot loads when they don’t have testicles? Going by the Bible Black example here.

Bruh, it's magic. Don't think too hard about it and worry more what they do with those dicks and endless reserves of jizz.

What about the iconic double dick futa from Bible Black? That’s some mega magic clit power.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Obviously the double dick is proof that the futa was actually intersex all along.

[ebin namefag]

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy suit, put on a tie, put it around your neck, and get a job. Your parents will find you, heartbroken by your twink death, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll meet your 4/10 girlfriend and play nice, choking back their tears.

This is funnier than the original pasta.