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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:57 pm

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Speaking of Asian movies, here's Mike Tyson's cameo from Ip Man 3. It's just okay, and he displays some defense but it's mostly blocking not his insane ducking and weaving. For some reason boxing is really treated like shit in China, probably because a good boxer would beat the shit out of a kung-fu master.
Boxing is inferior because there's no kicking and mysticism you know.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:28 pm

Chiniggers love their chi. How else could those hobbits pretend to be worth shit in a fight if not with magic.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:49 am

Don't diss Shaolin monks. They will shatter your arms.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:29 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Don't diss Shaolin monks. They will shatter your arms.
Joke's on them, I have the range advantage!
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:41 pm

They'll throw sick invisible hadoukens at your head until you submit to 5000 sutras of obeisance.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:15 am

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They'll throw sick invisible hadoukens at your head until you submit to 5000 sutras of obeisance.
Too bad that shit doesn't work if you don't believe in it. Nonbeliever's chi seems to be stronger than that of a practitioner of decades. Funny how that works, right? :lol:
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:54 am

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Too bad that shit doesn't work if you don't believe in it. Nonbeliever's chi seems to be stronger than that of a practitioner of decades. Funny how that works, right? :lol:
This makes totally sense. It's like the same reason why a mentalist's power doesn't work if a sceptic sits at the table.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:51 am

The skeptic emits constant waves of negative chi energy from his doubting brain that temporarily disables the super amazing magical powers of both chinese martial artists and mentalists.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:00 am

You need to charge more JO crystals to counter the negative energy!
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:05 pm

I forgot the exact reason but traditional Chinese martial arts went through some serious retardation for (hundreds of) years and they are basically government backed fitness religion now. It's quite unfortunate considering karate/jiu-jitsu came from/through China.
Even Wing Chun (what Bruce Lee learned first) style isn't exception, they are all shit now.


This fight caused a serious controversy because this Tai-Chi guy was supposed to be one the best arm shattering martial artistist in China but turned out to be as good as that deranged Cuckson-do master.

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Royce Gracie has been brought up elsewhere. Supposed God of Grappling who got his ass beat by some weak-ass karate guys. Point is, for all their bragging, a puncher has more of a chance in MMA than a wrestler/BJJ guy because the fights begin standing up.
Ah NOPE. There are no pure "puncher" or "wrestler/BJJ guy" anymore. You're talking like it's '90s.
Btw, Royce was beaten up by a Japanese pro-wrestler who learned submission wrestling under Bill Robinson (who's also a former pro wrestler). It's actually a very interesting subject on it's own. Your martial nerd expertise is totally bogus.

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