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Re: Am I stupid

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:52 pm

Porn makes them uncomfortable, but they'd be totally comfortable in a war zone? :D

I didn't realize people joined the military to be comfortable all the time.

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Re: Am I stupid

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:52 pm

Blood and gore is fine, just as long as there are no naked tits to be seen.

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Re: Am I stupid

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:54 am

Thanks for your service.


Honestly, it's no different out here in the world. You'd be going to work, coming home, and dealing with shit anyway. And the risk of dying is the same in normal life as with military IMO.


You'll at least get in shape, have a steady set of benefits, college if you choose, and no stupid fucking trannys ruining the experience thanks to the God Emperor!

Do your service and collect your check :)
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by GodsGift » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:00 am

I just recently got out of ait and am at my unit so far it's not bad

I'll be getting deployed to Kuwait pretty soon apparently

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Re: Am I stupid

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:29 am

How you liking it? Are you being deployed into combat? If so, sheeeeit. Best of luck man. Keep your head down and let other people be heroic. :D

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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:37 am

Tell ISIS for me that a towel isn't a hat.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by GodsGift » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:24 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:29 am
How you liking it? Are you being deployed into combat? If so, sheeeeit. Best of luck man. Keep your head down and let other people be heroic. :D
So far it's been good I've been doing fuck all do cause I got here when almost everyone was either deployed or training to get ready for deployment.

Yeah from what I hear everyone is going either to Afghanistan or Iraq so I may be getting my combat patch sooner than later. I rather go to Iraq cause from what I hear there's a better chance of me being mounted then. I don't wanna fucking ruck everywhere that is fucking gay.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:37 am
Tell ISIS for me that a towel isn't a hat.
I rather not get in talking distance and just kill em before that can happen

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Re: Am I stupid

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:41 am

Well if Jarhead has taught me anything, it's that you'll be doing a lot of nothing most of the time, carrying gear everywhere, crawling in the sand and jerking each other off.

Maybe you'll be able to take one of those mudslime daggers or swords back home.

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Re: Am I stupid

Post by mad bum » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:49 am

My one former roommate who was in the reserves was over in Iraq, he actually got into 1 gunfight and I guess what basically happened is they just unloaded there guns into the wall where the derka's were until no one came out anymore.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:20 am

Yeah, waist high cover and cover in general is bullshit from vidya gaems. Real-life high caliber bullets will tear through an entire fucking house and into the next one. I was asking my father about stopping power recently and shotgun calibers to see if bird shot would be enough for a home defense situation. And that's the weakest fucking shotgun load. And yeah, apparently it still is.

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