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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:45 pm

GodsGift wrote:
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What branch of the army?
Armor I'm 19k
Which mean I'll probably end up working as a cav scout or infantry
So long as you're not Marines you'll probably never see combat. Make the most of the experience, Army's supposed to teach you good discipline and valuable skills
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:17 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:51 pm
Definitely look at your higher education options while you're in the service. They'll pay a lot of that shit, or all of it, outright. Coming out of your time in the military all set up for a trade would be pretty dope.
This right here. Abuse the shit out of stuff like that. In the Bundeswehr it's very common to make all kinds of driver's licenses and have them pay all the studying to prepare you for life after service.
There are much worse jobs than the military.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Rushy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:28 pm

Now I'm trying to imagine any of the TGWTG folks surviving in military training.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:57 am

They'd be kicked out after the first week. Vincent D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket situations just don't happen, especially when it's a volunteer army to begin with.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:47 pm

Now here's a great idea for an anniversary movie. Fail Metal Jackass.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:14 pm

My father spent twenty-five years in the army and he gets mad bucks and has been retired for over thirty years.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
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Army's supposed to teach you good discipline and valuable skills
And then women joined and fucked that up, too.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:23 am

I don't oppose women in the military. They make good medics. But fighting forces? Who are they kidding?
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Poonoo » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:50 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:23 am
I don't oppose women in the military. They make good medics. But fighting forces? Who are they kidding?
Only in extremely rare circumstances should they be let in. I'm talking fucking giant women who look like fridges, your female power lifter types who can hang with men. They are extremely rare, your above average woman shouldn't be anywhere near combat on the ground, they will be a liability and you will merely give the advantage to your enemy.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:19 am

The worst part is that they're not even equipped for the job and they expect the male dominated military to bend over to accommodate them. I was reading an article about how the Royal Navy has banned having porn on the ships, even internet porn, because it makes the women officers feel uncomfortable.
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Re: Am I stupid

Post by Poonoo » Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:13 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:19 am
The worst part is that they're not even equipped for the job and they expect the male dominated military to bend over to accommodate them. I was reading an article about how the Royal Navy has banned having porn on the ships, even internet porn, because it makes the women officers feel uncomfortable.
Then the west is ready to be conquered. If some cunt can't handle some guy looking at porn she will hang herself if she saw a dead body.
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