Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:40 pm

That's the most confusing part of the Watchmen movie for me. The fight scenes make everyone look like they're having a mild form of super-strength, a suspicion that only gets worse over time, what with Owlman shattering limbs in under 5 moves or Ozymandias jumping around like a fighting game character.
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Post by Charlar » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:48 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:40 pm
That's the most confusing part of the Watchmen movie for me. The fight scenes make everyone look like they're having a mild form of super-strength, a suspicion that only gets worse over time, what with Owlman shattering limbs in under 5 moves or Ozymandias jumping around like a fighting game character.
Very quick search seems to indicate comic book Ozymandias was an "olympic level acrobat", i don't know if that would help move like in the movie or not but i kinda doubt it
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:09 pm

He spent the most effort to stay in shape in the comics, but Moviemandias fights like he's from Blade 2 or something. Dude puts Batman to shame.
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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:00 pm


It seems Heather Antos (the milkshake girl) is encouraging the doxxing of her critics.

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Post by Mr. Saoirse Ronan » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:59 pm

It's funny how critics of Snyder and his slow-motion/speed ramp style fucking LOVED it when Wonder Woman did non-stop in every scene. You would think Patty Wutshername invented action movies from the way CHUD splooges over her.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:09 pm

They love the slow-motion because it gives them a better view of her jiggling tighs, the strongest symbol of feminism in the whole movie.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Guest » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:39 pm

Possibly. The new JL trailer certainly doesn't dispute it. It's like in addition to quips, Whedon replaced Batman with Wonder Woman. They might as retitle it Wonder Woman & The Justice League.

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Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:50 am

Anybody seen Batman and Harley Quinn? Get ready for 74 minutes of this:

I don't know how Brad Jones & friends can say this movie is better than the maligned The Killing Joke.
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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

Post by Charlar » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:15 am

Still not as bad as when Bruce cucked Dick in the Bruce Timm comic, as for Brad he is known for having shit taste
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:18 am

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