Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:30 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:07 pm
I didn't know that Obongocare paid for Jack Daniel's.
I'm just saying that his cucks put the lie to this bullshit about lack of obamacare being the death of spooner. His cucks would happily pay for depression meds if he funded them, but those same cucks might think twice over paying for a liquor goal.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:16 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:04 am
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:31 am
Gee Spoony, why don't you share exactly what kind of medication you're taking so some kind internet souls who know their stuff can give you advice on more affordable substitutes/sources for this totally legit life saving medicine that you will definitely for real die without? Pics of you holding said medicine at home too, just to make sure the advice is absolutely accurate, of course.
Bah, only medications he's likely on are antidepressants and/or benzos. Very inexpensive drugs both, he could buy a six month supply of those with that 1000 SEK (~120 murican pesos) he camwhored out of some loser Sven on his last livewire, but I guess he will drink those Åke's hard-earned rubles within a week.
That was my point. If he were ever to show what he's on (assuming he's on anything at all) more of his lies would be exposed. Just look at the CPAP machine. He got specific there, people kept asking about it, and it was to haaaard to maintain the façade so he said he doesn't use it because it doesn't work. Best to keep things vague, expensive, and life threatening. Gotta keep strip mining those autists.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Auli » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:21 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
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And Cuckon the king of NEET is always there for us. Thank you Cuckson, please die horribly asap.

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1k SEK is actuallty a lot.

He can buy two full-priced games for that in Sweden.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Throne of Dysentery » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:46 pm

Splooner wishes that Ollamacare paid for his Mr. Boston, but thankfully his minions provide him with enough coinage to keep him well-sauced.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Chippah » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:38 pm

Maybe there's some elaborate thing going on where some eastern bloc crime syndicate is laundering money through Spoony, setting him up to be their scapegoat. One can only dream...

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:46 pm

He might rent parts of his house to either the mafia or the Russian intelligence service. Or he has turned most of it into a meth lab.

And how legit can his "Give me pitty bucks or I. WILL. DIE." antics possibly be? This is Spoony we're talking about; proud owner of an imaginary CPAP machine.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:39 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:46 pm
He might rent parts of his house to either the mafia or the Russian intelligence service. Or he has turned most of it into a meth lab.

And how legit can his "Give me pitty bucks or I. WILL. DIE." antics possibly be? This is Spoony we're talking about; proud owner of an imaginary CPAP machine.
It's kept him going this far. I'm assuming that he was paying a lot of his billth with money he saved from when he was making 5 grand a month and now he's run dry and is drowning in debt.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:04 pm

Auli wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:21 pm
1k SEK is actuallty a lot.

He can buy two full-priced games for that in Sweden.
Or half a Snikers bar.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:13 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:04 pm
Auli wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:21 pm
1k SEK is actuallty a lot.

He can buy two full-priced games for that in Sweden.
Or half a Snikers bar.
But how much cheap whiskey? That's the true Spoony monetary unit.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by oldbones » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:41 pm

Commander Spoony wants to go to war. Not with North Korea but Turkey.

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