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Re: Chris-chan

Post by AnHiiro Yui » Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:16 am

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:08 am
Wonder how Chris is doing? The next court appearance is Sep 16th.

He's probably curled up in a ball in his cell, thinking about his Legos.
He's definitely dissociating from reality (I mean, more than usual). First time he ever got put in jail he claimed he passed the time by imagining he was a genie with blue hair or something, can't remember the exact phrasing.

This ain't his first rodeo

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Poonoo » Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:45 am

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:08 am
He's probably curled up in a ball in his cell, thinking about Niggos.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by AnHiiro Yui » Mon Aug 09, 2021 8:02 am

It's not so much he'll be thinking about them as they'll be thinking about him

Is he still in women's jail or has he gone to dude jail with all the rapists?

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Aug 09, 2021 10:46 am

AnHiiro Yui wrote:
Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:16 am
Singh'sSpot wrote:
Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:08 am
Wonder how Chris is doing? The next court appearance is Sep 16th.

He's probably curled up in a ball in his cell, thinking about his Legos.
He's definitely dissociating from reality (I mean, more than usual). First time he ever got put in jail he claimed he passed the time by imagining he was a genie with blue hair or something, can't remember the exact phrasing.

This ain't his first rodeo
No he was sings "I dream of genie with light brown hair," slammed the bars with his feet and yelled and cried. This was a local jail. He's probably in a singular cell with an actual locking door with a small window.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by AnHiiro Yui » Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:05 pm

Whatever, don't remember exactly what it was. Point is that Chris Chan is not the type who handles incarceration well

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:10 pm

Does he handle anything well anyway?
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by AnHiiro Yui » Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:13 pm

Well, no. But especially not incarceration

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:49 pm

At least he can't neglect any more animals to death right now.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by AnHiiro Yui » Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:23 pm

Instead they'll probably be taken to shelter where, after a period of time, they'll be put down

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:41 pm

I wonder if his lawyer will manage to wrangle him long enough that the court won't have to record the line "You can't put me in jail. I'm a CPU goddess."
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