I wish all the fat in his head would explode scanners style.ebin namefag wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 12:22 pmAnd a fathead.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:27 amHe does seem like he was genuinely happier when he had no pretensions of being anything other than a meathead.
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I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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Thing is, if he weren't a pretentious, egotistical, narcissistic cunt, he'd probably have humility enough to either realise this business isn't for him and to move on to, I dunno, crushing glass like he would've been if the internet didn't exist to convince him he could be a interior crocodile-alligator. Or, to actually try and improve his work to get to the point where he actually could be something more. If you've seen a Blob video in 2009 you've probably seen one in 2024, the only thing that's changed about them is that he doesn't do Game Overeater any more (probably because everyone made fun of him and his cringe skits with his fat ass) and he had a brief dalliance into 'angry reviews' (ten years after AVGN had already become big doing the same fucking thing) because his Pixels review blew up, that didn't last because nobody caredOengae wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:35 pmIn an alternate universe where he did nothing but B-movies and Kaiju reviews he'd have made some modest success like the horror reviewers on TGWTG but would still end up languishing in obscurity like he is now because he isn't funny, he isn't informative, and would still think basic editing in Premiere Pro makes him hot shit. Even if he wasn't a pretentious cunt he'd still be lazy and boring.
Compare him to JonTron, who once said his aim was to make each new video better than the previous one, and whose early work bares little resemblance to the kind of content he typically does now
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I miss Game Overeater. It had a much better storyline than At4W
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Gay Overeater was Blob at his most honest.
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I dunno about most honest. He never put on a Hitler costume and acted out him carpet bombing flyover country. Certainly Blob at his most incontrovertibly autistic though
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He would've gotten around doing it if only we got more episodes.
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He should have written a follow-up to Brick-by-Brick, where he would outline the mass extermination of jocks and physical laborers.
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Respectfully - to call what he does basic editing is generous, his audio is highly inept, some of the all time worst I've heard.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:12 amSorry DHI but I cant have this shitpost finished by Friday. I've been farting nonstop for days. Its impossible to sit by the computer in this state.
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