Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by drisko » Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:30 am

Rapeculture wrote:
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Huddled around a hotel bed. Thus is the legacy of the Channel Awesome crossover.
Yeah, a low effort lineage.

Fuck these people in the eyes, so they can never use a camera again.
They'd use that as an opportunity to beg on gofundme. "My eyes got raped out of their sockets. Now I'll never again see the glowing adoration people post in the comments."

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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by lexexpress » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:33 am

Film Brain, Doge and Rob Walker, Movieslob, Dirty Fingernails Asshole, James Rolfe, Phelous..are bald/balding under the age of 40. Is it just a low testosterone thing? I mean there are the exceptions like Randy Couture, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis and Steve Austin but it seems odd that all these sad, numales are losing their hair at a young age.

Brian Zane still has his hair but he wrestles here and there so I'd imagine that he has to work out a little bit to be in ring shape.

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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:38 am

lexexpress wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:33 am
Is it just a low testosterone thing?
https://www.healthline.com/health-slide ... stosterone

Apparently not. Think about it, women are rarely balding, and if it was indeed the case of low testosterone, Boogie's head would be as bald as Mr. Clean right now. It seems to be more related to genetics, and when you look at Mr. Matthew Fuck, you know that he must have some shitty genes.
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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:41 pm

It's genes pure and simple. Shitty lifestyle and diet etc can trigger it early is all.
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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by drisko » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:22 am

I think his hair's getting lighter, or maybe still thinner. Either way, this combover is not fooling anyone.


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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by pibbs » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:31 am

Eventually he'll have to just shave it.

The next Channel Awesome anniversary special will ironically look like a skinhead convention.
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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by drisko » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:42 am

Linkara will have the fullest head of hair there.

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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:28 am

This is probably why he has to wear the fedora :lol:
pibbs wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:31 am
Eventually he'll have to just shave it.

The next Channel Awesome anniversary special will ironically look like a skinhead convention.
Especially with Doge. Dude should film a parody of American History X.
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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:40 am

お前はもう死んでいる。

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Re: Mathew "Film Brain" Buck

Post by Charlar » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:02 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:40 am
Who's more pathetic looking Film Brain or the guy with foil on his face?
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