Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:45 am

It's gone.
I hear that the movie ships token black guy with token (ugly) asian girl. I'm laughing when I imagine how that will go over with the oh-so-pwecious Chinese market.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Poonoo » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:56 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:45 am
It's gone.
I hear that the movie ships token black guy with token (ugly) asian girl. I'm laughing when I imagine how that will go over with the oh-so-pwecious Chinese market.
The last movie did poorly in China and they had to hide the black guy on the posters. You bet that movie is getting banned if that is true.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Seele » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:50 am

So, the exchange between Kyle Ben & Ray Charles after discount-Sheev's death can be summarized as:

Kylo: Join me, and together, we'll rule the Galaxy as husbando and waifu.
Rey: No, that fucking sucks.
Kylo: YEAH, WELL YOU'RE A BITCH ASS CUNT ABANDONED BY NOBODIES, SO FUCK YOU! Will you join me now?
Rey: No, fuck off. (sobs and runs away)
Kylo: ...'kay, whatever. I'm the boss now. (And then, Kylo Ren was the boss)

EDIT: Fucking hell, it's real.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:21 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:32 pm
I'm more interested in what you guys will think upon seeing it than any of these shilling fucks.
I'll probably see it eventually. It's impossible to avoid these new shill wars movies forever.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:03 am

I remember seeing someone sperg out that TLJ's staff sloppily redid Kylo Ren's scar makeup and it looks nothing like it did in TFA.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:22 pm

Seele wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:50 am
So, the exchange between Kyle Ben & Ray Charles after discount-Sheev's death can be summarized as:

Kylo: Join me, and together, we'll rule the Galaxy as husbando and waifu.
Rey: No, that fucking sucks.
Kylo: YEAH, WELL YOU'RE A BITCH ASS CUNT ABANDONED BY NOBODIES, SO FUCK YOU! Will you join me now?
Rey: No, fuck off. (sobs and runs away)
Kylo: ...'kay, whatever. I'm the boss now. (And then, Kylo Ren was the boss)

EDIT: Fucking hell, it's real.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:24 pm

anyone found a review that is not pure dickriding and shilling yet btw?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:15 pm

The National Review has a pretty scathing review by Kyle Smith
The Last Jedi Comes Straight from the Star Wars Recycling Bin

Some highlights.
Redeemed in part by a solid final half-hour, The Last Jedi (henceforth TLJ) is not (quite) as bad as the prequels, but it’s like hearing 1980s hits as played by a mediocre cover band. So many elements in Episode VIII are recycled that it could have been called Rerun of the Jedi.
If your movie depends on Mark Hamill trying to be Walter Matthau, you’ve got trouble. Why is Luke, previously the most earnest guy in the galaxy, letting loose with acerbic wisecracks? When Rey hands Luke her precious light saber, he tosses it over his shoulder like an empty can of Dr. Pepper. He mocks it as a “laser sword,” while Rey, asked to explain the Force, calls it a “power . . . that makes things float.” The tone here is similar to that of the self-aware jocularity of the progressively less successful 2009–2016 Star Trek series, whose concept is apparently being ditched in favor of an R-rated reboot overseen by Quentin Tarantino. You can go with self-mockery if you want, but it amounts to burning your seed corn to warm your hands. Get a cheap laugh poking fun at the mythology and its power won’t be there when you need it.[b/]


BTW, I didn't Star Trek was getting rebooted again by foot fetishist Tarantino.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:19 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:21 am
It's impossible to avoid these new shill wars movies forever.
What are you talking about? I still haven't seen TFA or that one they put out last year, and I don't plan to.
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