Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:25 pm

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I might actually be on board with thinking the prequels were better, too. The prequels at least told a coherent story, albeit a shitty one, and clearly had a plan from the beginning. This Disney trilogy is just a cluster fuck.
The Prequels were badly executed, but if you look past the bad dialogue, bad characterization, annoying comic relief, and overly long, stupid weightless CG action scenes, there were some interesting ideas. It had a coherent story arc.

The Sequels have no coherent story arc. The first one was a point for point rip off of A New Hope. The second one is a bunch of people blundering around confused about their goals and occasionally killing each other while everything that was set up in the first one is derailed for the sake of "subverting expectations". The dialogue feels more natural (sometimes) and the action is more grounded and real feeling and the set pieces and costumes feel more lived in instead of artificially sterile, but the plot is an aimless, unsatisfying mess. And the characters are just as bad.

So they're each a different kind of bad. Which one is worse comes down to personal taste.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:06 pm

The second one gave me some "5 minutes on Namek" flashbacks.

And the action was more real? May I point out Luke's Matrix dodge and those weeabo guards with their stupid katas?
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One more (probably final?) story about TLJ getting destroyed in China, this time by Jumanji. Starring a kinda-black guy.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ ... ns-1074677
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:14 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:06 pm
The second one gave me some "5 minutes on Namek" flashbacks.

And the action was more real? May I point out Luke's Matrix dodge and those weeabo guards with their stupid katas?
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:42 pm
One more (probably final?) story about TLJ getting destroyed in China, this time by Jumanji. Starring a kinda-black guy.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ ... ns-1074677
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One had Ivys sword whip....
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:27 am

So I guess there are more articles to be written about TLJ flopping in China. This one attempts to rationalize it.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... na-1075177
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Post by MegaNigger » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:02 am

They all attempt to rationalize it.
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:24 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:42 pm
One more (probably final?) story about TLJ getting destroyed in China, this time by Jumanji. Starring a kinda-black guy.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ ... ns-1074677
Star Wars wasn't #litty enough for China. I bet it didn't make the Chinese piss at all.

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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:27 am

This headline is just sad.
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One had Ivys sword whip....
With itsy-bitsy tiny mini lightsaber candles so you can have both a lightsaber and a normal sword :3
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Charlar » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:45 am

I think i can resume well why i hate TLJ, it's not Star Wars. It's like i don't know, it's more like a unrelated movie with a Star Wars Paincoat over it but it lacks what makes Star Wars actually be Star Wars
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by Rushy » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:42 pm

Charlar wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:45 am
I think i can resume well why i hate TLJ, it's not Star Wars. It's like i don't know, it's more like a unrelated movie with a Star Wars Paincoat over it but it lacks what makes Star Wars actually be Star Wars
Which is?
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Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:41 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:42 pm
Charlar wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:45 am
I think i can resume well why i hate TLJ, it's not Star Wars. It's like i don't know, it's more like a unrelated movie with a Star Wars Paincoat over it but it lacks what makes Star Wars actually be Star Wars
Which is?
Kotor 1-2 come to mind for good original ideas told in Star Wars that still felt like Star Wars.

Classic space adventure, but with the mystery and magic that is the Force.

Training, learning, growing, governments rising and falling. Characters with personalities and flaws that they overcome.

The eternal struggle between the Jedi and Sith and all the intricacies of their teachings and the offshoots, and the consequences of those teachings.
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