Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They also like bringing up some random native tribes who totally had multiple genders, though that stuff was probably less like the Current Year madness and more some caste-based stuff to differentiate between "waifu", "tomboy who can actually hunt I guess" and "faggot (aka He-Who-Will-Die-First-During-Famine)".

[ban]

Spot on. The tribes that thought they had animal spirits in them to help them fight in battle appear far more sane than what those fuckers believe was happening between the chief and his loyal cultistssubjects.

They don't get a vagina, it is and has always been a cloaca. Not to mention that it's a natural and actual physical transformation, not someone butchering them to make pretend genitals. It applies to humans just as little as bacteria splitting themselves.

Yeah, that thing(you have weird names for it in english). And don't say that, with a little luck we might conveince them that natural clonning for bacteria is completely natural for humans so they can split themselves in half and disappear from the planet.

[Auli]

They also like bringing up some random native tribes who totally had multiple genders

This is how more genders were created in those tribes:

"Onga bonga! The pee-pee! Pee-pee is... veeery little (or superbig) (or a deformed vagina)! Ogobongoi! New gender! Bangogoro!"

[Guest]

[Tony Schiavone]

Really, I'd be disappointed if they DIDN'T make him a queer Muslim now.
All those vampires he kills are metaphors for white supremacist capitalist homophobes! Don't you know anything!?

If SJWs are upset, they can watch the Chinese version, which will have the actor digitally replaced with a patriotic Oriental.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Vampires are also traditionally full of (homo-)erotic symbolism (also often following lifestyles on the progressive spectrum), so I can only approve of a Daywalker of Peace running a jihad against sexual deviancy.

[Keith Chegwin]

Well this certainly explains why Wesley wasn't bothered about not being asked back

[Guest]

Is that the faggot playing PG-13 Blade? Jesus Christ.

[ban]

>Reboot Blade
>The half-black, half-Transylvanian Dhampir from Britain
>Who is associated with symbols of christianity due to his mum's past and his connection to vampires
>convert Into a muslim
>The half-vampire guy who cuts head and blows up people and buildings in various creative ways

[Guest]

Vampires are also traditionally full of (homo-)erotic symbolism (also often following lifestyles on the progressive spectrum), so I can only approve of a Daywalker of Peace running a jihad against sexual deviancy.

A closeted Muslim homo brutally exterminating the gays? It checks out.