5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda
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Bioware should do a sequel to KOTOR starring the Cantina band from Star Wars. There would be endless possibilites how they can all have sex together. That blue doll-elephant could fuck those white aliens with its trunk. I'm also thinking about some weird drug-related story. The band could be secret drug smugglers who only do this band stuff to cover up their real activities, in reality they smuggle drugs in their assess and in their trunks.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda
Bioware needs to make a sequel to that Sonic game they did, I’d be more interested in that over Ass Effect and I’m not even much for Sonic.
Oh god, you’d play as Sonic and get to juggle which of your furry party members you’re gonna fuck. Amy, Shadow, Tails, Big the Cat...Metal Sonic?
And Knuckles
And to make the decision even harder they’ll bring in that JRPG princess from 06 and the plant girl thing. Fuck yeah Bioware! Embrace your degeneracy!
Oh god, you’d play as Sonic and get to juggle which of your furry party members you’re gonna fuck. Amy, Shadow, Tails, Big the Cat...Metal Sonic?
And Knuckles
And to make the decision even harder they’ll bring in that JRPG princess from 06 and the plant girl thing. Fuck yeah Bioware! Embrace your degeneracy!
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood?
Fucking thing sucked!
I heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.
Fucking thing sucked!
I heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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1st mass effect was fun because it felt like an old school game because you had freedom of choice, 2nd one wasn't as free but it was super polished. 3rd one put me to sleep and they've been shit ever since.
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None of this is gonna happen. Ken Penders will personally murder anyone responsible.Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:54 pmI heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.
Bioware is howerver free to make a game about the Lara-Su Chronicles.
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Re: 5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda
I never played it but like to shitpost about it.Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Sun Dec 13, 2020 5:54 pmSonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood?
Fucking thing sucked!
I heard that some guy was going to remaster/remake it however.
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That was the turning point of Bioware, they turned to shit in between the releases of ME2 and ME3. 1 and 2 were both good, gameplay-wise a bit repetitive, but excellent writing, soundtrack and sci-fi atmosphere.
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You could absolutely have gay sex in 2. Garrus wanted to dick me when I thought we were just bros.
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You had a modded version of the game then. It isn't possible to be male gay Shepard in ME1-2. Apparently it is possible to be gay female with Liara.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:58 pmYou could absolutely have gay sex in 2. Garrus wanted to dick me when I thought we were just bros.
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Clearly this was some remnant from the time Kugel proved to his family that yaoi mods are a thing.
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