Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm getting the distinct impression that Young Spoony wasn't particularly well-liked by his peers.

Also who the fuck cares about his hardships at 8? That's when you and everyone close to your age range does all sorts of stupid shit because they're just kids.
And his stories are totally lame. I once flew off my bike, and the impact on the rocky ground grinded off my bicycle glove and the skin of my plam.

(Also that ball story reminds me of some bloke who nce started fake crying after getting hit with a soft ball.)

Is that hard to imagine, coming from the creative mind that gave us Dragoncastle in Dragonville?

True authors have no time for gameplay. They have to immerse themselves in the world.

[AdorableOtter]

What mods does April use in Skyrim? Presumably just the sex ones and the virtual life dressup mods. I doubt she's playing some kind of total conversion campaign mods with higher difficulty or some shit. All the mods I saw her shitposting were for tweaking graphics on character faces and other wannabe Second Lifer shit.

You're right. It's all about cosmetics and minor tweaks.
Skyrim is not a grindy or rogue-like game, I really wonder how she managed to spend that amount of time on this. On top of that, iirc, she had been playing a console version before she took over spoon's steam account. We already knew it but Orcril's clearly fucked in the head.

Im leaving the analysis to y'all.

It's a hint for the next season of "Muh Health the Twitter shit show." He'll start bitching about muh migraine, muh PTSD, muh hallucination, muh depression, muh brain malfunction and muh CTE SOON, and all the Cucksons will believe them. Don't fucking blink.

[oldbones]

Spoony should be in charge of the military. He knows best after all. I love the way he talks about every subject like he is an accomplished academic or leader in the field whether it be military, science, politics, healthcare, etc.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He is the ultimate authority on everything, for he is a Mashable Awards winner.

(Also interesting how Mr. "WE WILL ALL DIE IN NUCLEAR FIRE!!" thinks that missile defense is superfluous.)

You're right. It's all about cosmetics and minor tweaks.
Skyrim is not a grindy or rogue-like game, I really wonder how she managed to spend that amount of time on this. On top of that, iirc, she had been playing a console version before she took over spoon's steam account. We already knew it but Orcril's clearly fucked in the head.

"Superior Lore-Friendly Hair"? "Immersive Weapons and Armor"?

[Auli]

I got a football (real football, not handegg) in the face around 8 as well. The kicker was a guy on the football team that was 2 years older. Right in the face.

I just fell forward without doing anything. It hurt as fuck, but getting unconscious? Fucking pussy.

[mad bum]

As a Brandon myself I feel like in some weird way I have made a small part of Noah's life awful.

[Throne of Dysentery]

Come on guys, have some compassion; he’s the only person in the history of anything to have ever been bullied. He’s obviously moved past all that now and has channeled his debilitating childhood pain and angst into becoming the successful, humble, talented, and rational human being you see on Twitter today.

[drisko]

As a Brandon myself I feel like in some weird way I have made a small part of Noah's life awful.

I'd love it if it turned out the Brandon he's talking about was actually posting here.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Brandon, Slayer of Spoons" might just become my twatter name.

[Rapeculture]

Lol, Spoony, you aren't qualified to talk about Missle Command the videogame, nevermind missle defense.