No wonder they failed so miserably when the silent senpai of the Disney trilogy turned out to be Brienne of Tarth.Complicity wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:16 pmThinking about it, Soy Wars fans' tastes are very feminine.
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Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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He was a hint of some much needed seriousness in a very boring and goofy mess of shit.Complicity wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:16 pmMaybe that's why they like him; he's a mysterious, edgy guy who doesn't speak much like Boba Fett.
1 had people all fucked up. It's just plain shit. You expected an adventure and got awful child actors, contemporary Middle Eastern slave trade, boring political shit (not even intrigues a la Dune but more technically legal tax evasion), goofy fish people on a goofy water core planet (lol what's pressure?) and it didn't seem to go anywhere.
Enter Episode 2. Maul looks cool and interesting. He's no nonsense. Straight up assassin type. Finally some confrontation worth a damn!
Awesome entrance and great battle music. The first time anyone has felt tension and excitement watching the prequels.
And he gets removed immediately.
People are sore for a reason. Not because Maul was so fantastic but because killing him off, with no adequate or greater replacement, felt like that demand of excitement and entertainment was killed along with him.
Then we got some space bixnood dropping rap bass bombs or some shit.
I dunno, maybe George got influenced by his vine-swinging wife or something. Things get blurry in my memory after that.
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That was such a hard concept to wrap our heads around. George had been hailed as a genius for 20 years prior. It couldn't have been his fault. It must be Jake Lloyd and Ahmed Best's fault?Complicity wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 7:16 pmall in denial about their spiritual father Georgie being a hackfraud.
But no, the clues had been there even as far back as Return of the Jedi. Two different scenes with burping creatures in that film. Then came Howard the Duck. And then those awful Special Editions.
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That one was objectively a masterpiece compared to most of Star Wars (if not all, at this point).
Howard the Duck is supposed to be a goofy character in a goofy comedy, based on a goofy/edgy comic book, that becomes grimdark and adult oriented in an interesting, almost Fulci-like way.
Star Wars instead was supposed to be this serious, grandiose space opera that mesmerized adults and children alike, and instead it was already a farce at the end of Return of the Jedi.
Oh, and fuck Doge and his dumbass, puritanical opinions on how entertainment watched by children shouldn't have a hint of edgy/adult oriented content in it.
Faggots like him would have been traumatized if they watched Fist of The North Star (or even Saint Seiya) growing up.
Was Maul in episode 2 at all?
All i remember about that one - that i watched years later on a pirate streaming site, same thing for 3 - was how amateurishly terrible the contrast between the CGI locations and the real location in which Natalie Portmxn and Eternally Butthurt Fagwalker had their gay romance in looked.
It was like watching a low budget Saturday morning show for kids, but instead it was a Pedowood movie that cost gorillions.
In my memory, 3 was the only episode with some semblance of a coherent plot, and Buckbroken Jackson being in there somewhere, the ineffectual house nigger he is irl.
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A lack of anime is what made the west faggots and not the other way round.Complicity wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 1:24 amFaggots like him would have been traumatized if they watched Fist of The North Star (or even Saint Seya) growing up.
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The prequels turning the Jedi into a bunch of bureaucratic Space FBI shitheads that hold conference calls in a skyscraper wasn't something I liked. Maybe a better series of movies could have made it work but I don't even know if the depiction was intentional. Then everything about Anakin was so gay it should be a DHI mod.
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The only exception that comes to mind was Return to Oz, even though it was nowhere near as "scary" as NC clones claim it was.
In all fairness though, the Italian dub made the Wheelers sound like Bebop and Rocksteady, while in the OG version the actor gave Pazuzu a run for his money.
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The only one I know is my dad, who unironically asked when Disney would bring back his favourite character - Jar JarKugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 5:31 pmI have never met anyone that wasn't a child back then that likes the prequels.
Especially Episode I was heavily criticised with lots of coping for the next two movies.
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Your dad a big fan of minstrel shows?
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